Cousin Squatch: Old Beast With Nothing to Prove 🏳️🌈
@cousinsquatch.bsky.social
50s, 5'11, 300-ish. Like any Sasquatch, some stories are true, others are horseshit cooked up to stir drama. Queer, neurodivergent, disabled, fresh out of fucks to give, but open to receiving from the right chub. Not a dad, just irresponsible. 🏴☠️👣
But how many of those loads made bacon?
January 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
But how many of those loads made bacon?
Once a week. Saturday night. Just like my grandpappy did.
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Once a week. Saturday night. Just like my grandpappy did.
Damn, look at those toes curl! Must have been intense.
October 31, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Damn, look at those toes curl! Must have been intense.