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Grillmatic
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Lover of music, BBQ, and guitars. Afrofuturist. Cat whisperer. Houston
He/Him
Academic beef run deeper than I realized
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
There is definitely going to be an SNL skit about the sign language person from that press conference
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Somebody I know got Covid and Pneumonia at the same damn time
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Father time is catching up with me
Gone is my youth
Every day I take a look in the mirror and let it tell me the truth

-Bb King
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Memphis basketball said put some respeck on they name!
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hey you gotta keep them clarinets up off of ya
"The gaffe occurred because an artificial-intelligence-powered surveillance system used by Lawton Chiles Middle School mistakenly flagged the clarinet as a weapon, according to ZeroEyes, the security company that runs the system and contracts with Lawton Chiles’s school district."
A school locked down after AI flagged a gun. It was a clarinet.
A growing number of schools across the country use AI-powered surveillance to detect guns and contraband, all in the name of making schools safer.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hegel doesn't get enough credit for photosynthesis
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I have been using Firefox since way back when it was called Firebird. We had a good run but this looks like the end of the line.
Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's colder than betrayal in NYC
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Don't believe the hype
I had no clue 🫠🫠🫠
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Y'all be careful out there letting Santa come down your chimney
Single digits across much of the country. Too cold to pull out.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It's a great thing Santa hangles this holiday instead of his relatives. Imagine getting gifts from Exclusivity Claus, or Non Disclosure Claus.
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Where they do dat at?
Every day I say married couples are the problem. So I guess married men can’t talk to any strangers in public at all when they are with their spouse. YIKES.
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just fixed the light over the stove. I feel like a Black super hero.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hate having to go into the store for anything at this time of year. There are some great Christmas songs but mostly it's just really bad music.
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I really need a good documentary series about this NASCAR lawsuit/trial/settlement
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ain't no way I'm working to pay for kids Christmas and telling them a ◻️man brought it to them
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We don't even celebrate Christmas in this house
Good morning! Are ya’ll in the Christmas spirit yet?
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Crock pot cooch?
It's almost 5 pm. Text her: "Turn that seat warmer on and bring that moist thang on home."
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What a time to be outside
Because of the Diddy documentary my most viewed video on TikTok from 2023 is gaining traction again so I'm bringing it here. My Roman Empire is the '95 Source Awards.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Damn he got arrested too!?
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Queen and MF Slim
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM