My 16-yr old: Last week?!? That's like in the PAST! I can't remember stuff from the PAST!!
My 16-yr old: Last week?!? That's like in the PAST! I can't remember stuff from the PAST!!
- Starts pissing
- Thinks "what the fuck?"
- Remembers "Oh yeah, I ate asparagus!"
- Laughs quietly to myself
Every. Damn. Time.