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Has Vance legit been AWOL this whole past week or has the insanity of the past 6-7 news drops just overwhelmed any coverage of him? 🤔🧐
October 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The irony of this is, they didn't even need to vote, they got into a group chat and reached consensus on who should be the captains almost immediately, because of course they did. 🙄Then they emailed the coach and told him what they wanted. Unclear yet how it will shake out.
October 19, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Another story about a dog that woke his family up in the middle of the night and saved their lives or whatever. If that was me, I would definitely die screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE!"
October 31, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Me: We literally just talked about this last week.
My 16-yr old: Last week?!? That's like in the PAST! I can't remember stuff from the PAST!!
October 24, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Was just in the car with 4 teenage girls who learned via facetime that Taylor Swift was at the Chiefs game. My ears may never recover.
September 24, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Hold up. People still use MS Paint???
Hell freezes over, MS Paint adds support for layers and PNG transparency
Automated background removal was also added recently.
arstechnica.com
September 20, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Same, but with beets.
Every time:

- Starts pissing

- Thinks "what the fuck?"

- Remembers "Oh yeah, I ate asparagus!"

- Laughs quietly to myself

Every. Damn. Time.
September 20, 2023 at 11:20 AM
People in my life fall into one of two categories. Those who know who Leroy Jenkins is, and everyone else.
September 13, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Really enjoying the sudden anonymity that comes with buying a new car. 🚘 #newplatewhodis
September 3, 2023 at 7:12 PM
College parent FB groups are legit insane. How is my son going to make his tea if there's no hot water in the dining hall?!? Lady, he's 18. I BET HE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE TEA. 🙄🤦‍♀️ #cutthecord
August 31, 2023 at 2:07 PM