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Mom. Grandma. Wife. I believe in science. History. Art. Nature. Travel. Please make the crazy stop.
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That is the tiniest and sweetest little baby I have EVER seen…. 😍🥰
August 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
That is the tiniest and sweetest little baby I have EVER seen…. 😍🥰
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People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks
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Here is a nice mushroom
August 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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you really shouldn’t hit anyone, regardless of their nationality
August 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you really shouldn’t hit anyone, regardless of their nationality
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“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”
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I open the door slowly, slipping inside. I keep a measured pace, breathing evenly, keeping my heartbeat low. Five steps, ten steps; I begin to relax. A voice calls from behind me, ”Sir?” I ignore it. “Sir, what’s that in your pants?” I walk faster. “Someone stop that man!” I run.
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I open the door slowly, slipping inside. I keep a measured pace, breathing evenly, keeping my heartbeat low. Five steps, ten steps; I begin to relax. A voice calls from behind me, ”Sir?” I ignore it. “Sir, what’s that in your pants?” I walk faster. “Someone stop that man!” I run.
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I know God cursed snakes to crawl the earth on their bellies but they seem to be enjoying it
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I know God cursed snakes to crawl the earth on their bellies but they seem to be enjoying it
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You are my dancing queen.
#bluesky #myphoto #nature #macrophotography #dragonfly #colourful #photography #flower #photography #Malaysia #red #insects
#bluesky #myphoto #nature #macrophotography #dragonfly #colourful #photography #flower #photography #Malaysia #red #insects
July 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You are my dancing queen.
#bluesky #myphoto #nature #macrophotography #dragonfly #colourful #photography #flower #photography #Malaysia #red #insects
#bluesky #myphoto #nature #macrophotography #dragonfly #colourful #photography #flower #photography #Malaysia #red #insects
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'Hello human, nice to meet you'
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
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Maybe you want to see cute fuzzy bees in flowers or maybe you don’t. Turns out you don’t have a choice.
July 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Maybe you want to see cute fuzzy bees in flowers or maybe you don’t. Turns out you don’t have a choice.
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“A little help here, Danny?”
July 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“A little help here, Danny?”
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This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)
July 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)
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me at the coldplay show
July 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
me at the coldplay show
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caveman: wanna go hunting with me?
wife: can I bring my sister?
caveman: no, she'd be a third wheel
wife: a what?
caveman: never mind, just something i'm working on
wife: can I bring my sister?
caveman: no, she'd be a third wheel
wife: a what?
caveman: never mind, just something i'm working on
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
caveman: wanna go hunting with me?
wife: can I bring my sister?
caveman: no, she'd be a third wheel
wife: a what?
caveman: never mind, just something i'm working on
wife: can I bring my sister?
caveman: no, she'd be a third wheel
wife: a what?
caveman: never mind, just something i'm working on
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Friendship that will last till the end… 🥹
July 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Friendship that will last till the end… 🥹
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Deep breath. Our greatest fears are seldom realized
July 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Deep breath. Our greatest fears are seldom realized
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Here are some nice mushrooms
July 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Benjamin Button takes a deep breath and begins to type...
July 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Benjamin Button takes a deep breath and begins to type...
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Here are some nice mushrooms
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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“What did I say, Tom?”
“Don’t swing on the branches?”
“Don’t swing on the branches.”
“I know, but-“
“And what did you do?”
“Just hear me out...”
“What did you do, Tom?”
“I-I swung on the branches.”
“You swung on the branches.”
“You made it look so easy.”
“Just give me your hand.”
“Don’t swing on the branches?”
“Don’t swing on the branches.”
“I know, but-“
“And what did you do?”
“Just hear me out...”
“What did you do, Tom?”
“I-I swung on the branches.”
“You swung on the branches.”
“You made it look so easy.”
“Just give me your hand.”
July 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“What did I say, Tom?”
“Don’t swing on the branches?”
“Don’t swing on the branches.”
“I know, but-“
“And what did you do?”
“Just hear me out...”
“What did you do, Tom?”
“I-I swung on the branches.”
“You swung on the branches.”
“You made it look so easy.”
“Just give me your hand.”
“Don’t swing on the branches?”
“Don’t swing on the branches.”
“I know, but-“
“And what did you do?”
“Just hear me out...”
“What did you do, Tom?”
“I-I swung on the branches.”
“You swung on the branches.”
“You made it look so easy.”
“Just give me your hand.”
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Snapped this on my phone about 45 minutes ago on my run.
Not many people on the trails for a long weekend. Maybe it was the teasing of rain? I was grateful for the drizzle.
Not many people on the trails for a long weekend. Maybe it was the teasing of rain? I was grateful for the drizzle.
July 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Snapped this on my phone about 45 minutes ago on my run.
Not many people on the trails for a long weekend. Maybe it was the teasing of rain? I was grateful for the drizzle.
Not many people on the trails for a long weekend. Maybe it was the teasing of rain? I was grateful for the drizzle.
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“Sorry ladies, things got a little bumpy back there. If you want, we can turn around and go look for ‘em.”
July 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Sorry ladies, things got a little bumpy back there. If you want, we can turn around and go look for ‘em.”
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Barista said “it might be strong.” Now I’m vibrating at a frequency only bees understand. I’ve solved regrets from 2008.
July 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Barista said “it might be strong.” Now I’m vibrating at a frequency only bees understand. I’ve solved regrets from 2008.