Cosmic Coltron 👨🏻🚀🏳️🌈
@cosmocoltron.bsky.social
96% gay, 4% space facts ✨
Theoretical Cosmologist — PhD
Theoretical Cosmologist — PhD
“They say you’re the best. You must teach me.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“They say you’re the best. You must teach me.”
Saw on Facebook, this is that Victorian era attention to detail I wish we still had✨
August 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Saw on Facebook, this is that Victorian era attention to detail I wish we still had✨
“Harvard’s Avi Loeb” has simply learned that he gets vast amounts of publicity & funding when “Harvard astrophysicist” and “aliens” are in the same headline
A mysterious object named 3I/ATLAS, about the size of Manhattan, just entered our solar system. Harvard’s Avi Loeb says it might be an alien spacecraft.
Might as well. Things couldn’t get much crazier.
Might as well. Things couldn’t get much crazier.
July 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“Harvard’s Avi Loeb” has simply learned that he gets vast amounts of publicity & funding when “Harvard astrophysicist” and “aliens” are in the same headline
Tangentially related: my heart goes out to the dogs whose owners simply open the door and let their dog out as far as their leash allows & don’t walk them regularly
I will never understand why other dog owners follow directly behind me and my dog outside when there are quite literally a dozen other paths that they could follow. Not every dog is friendly to other dogs
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Tangentially related: my heart goes out to the dogs whose owners simply open the door and let their dog out as far as their leash allows & don’t walk them regularly
I will never understand why other dog owners follow directly behind me and my dog outside when there are quite literally a dozen other paths that they could follow. Not every dog is friendly to other dogs
July 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I will never understand why other dog owners follow directly behind me and my dog outside when there are quite literally a dozen other paths that they could follow. Not every dog is friendly to other dogs
Stephen Hawking once said “There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe — your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.”
July 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Stephen Hawking once said “There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe — your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.”
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On days like this I find it so hard to reconcile our human actions with the almost impossible odds that we exist at all. I wish we treasured and valued each other. I wish we realized there’s more than enough for everyone. That we belong to each other, we need each other. That we are all we have.
July 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
On days like this I find it so hard to reconcile our human actions with the almost impossible odds that we exist at all. I wish we treasured and valued each other. I wish we realized there’s more than enough for everyone. That we belong to each other, we need each other. That we are all we have.
First day post-pride month
July 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
First day post-pride month
We are alone in the universe
June 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We are alone in the universe
What if — hear me out — we go back to no credit scores
FICO will begin including ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ loans in Americans’ credit scores starting this fall.
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What if — hear me out — we go back to no credit scores
Stevie Nicks really said “if I see all seven wonders I’m gonna kms” and that’s why it’s my favorite Fleetwood Mac song
June 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Stevie Nicks really said “if I see all seven wonders I’m gonna kms” and that’s why it’s my favorite Fleetwood Mac song
Threw on a hydraulic press video that started with a “do not try this at home” warning like genuinely how could I
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Threw on a hydraulic press video that started with a “do not try this at home” warning like genuinely how could I
Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈
Nah I know a Roger Smith persona when I see one
May 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nah I know a Roger Smith persona when I see one
Me & my dog in bed, judging:
May 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me & my dog in bed, judging:
Me, about to step off of a staircase and roll my ankle: Look it’s Jupiter!
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me, about to step off of a staircase and roll my ankle: Look it’s Jupiter!
Is this anything
May 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Is this anything
“AI art” is just people not wanting to pay to commission real art, and instead use blended-up internet image soup that melts the ice caps
May 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“AI art” is just people not wanting to pay to commission real art, and instead use blended-up internet image soup that melts the ice caps
tbqh why are flat earthers not running away with the flat universe?? there’s at least evidence for that
are there flat planets
April 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
tbqh why are flat earthers not running away with the flat universe?? there’s at least evidence for that
K2-18b is about 9x the mass of the Earth, meaning that if we were this close we’d be inside it’s Roche limit and the Earth would we be torn apart by this planets gravity
April 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
K2-18b is about 9x the mass of the Earth, meaning that if we were this close we’d be inside it’s Roche limit and the Earth would we be torn apart by this planets gravity
