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writer and artist・professional cryptid, exhausted millennial, disaster bisexual. i am probably working or asleep
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Addendum to this excellent post:
You do not have to be good at something to have fun.
Don't hold yourself up to hyperrealistic or professional or your favourite ___ standards.
You're new and learning!
Be YOU, not a copy of someone else.
You do not have to be good at something to have fun.
Don't hold yourself up to hyperrealistic or professional or your favourite ___ standards.
You're new and learning!
Be YOU, not a copy of someone else.
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Addendum to this excellent post:
You do not have to be good at something to have fun.
Don't hold yourself up to hyperrealistic or professional or your favourite ___ standards.
You're new and learning!
Be YOU, not a copy of someone else.
You do not have to be good at something to have fun.
Don't hold yourself up to hyperrealistic or professional or your favourite ___ standards.
You're new and learning!
Be YOU, not a copy of someone else.
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(wolship) if the gods are real, please
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
(wolship) if the gods are real, please
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
behold
catte + heating pad
catte + heating pad
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
behold
catte + heating pad
catte + heating pad
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
one of my favorite bands finally coming out with a long awaited album in a trilogy after 16 years is giving me levels of serotonin that i never thought possible (this post is brought to you by my hype for The Protomen act 3 album)
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
one of my favorite bands finally coming out with a long awaited album in a trilogy after 16 years is giving me levels of serotonin that i never thought possible (this post is brought to you by my hype for The Protomen act 3 album)
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
good vibes:
-started healthmaxxing after a liver disease diagnosis this spring and lost 40lbs so far. and i recovered from spine surgery!
-finally writing an original novel after 20yrs of fanfic
-started collecting lgbt books&comics
-cleared TEA in ff14
-also finally getting a switch2 tomorrow
-started healthmaxxing after a liver disease diagnosis this spring and lost 40lbs so far. and i recovered from spine surgery!
-finally writing an original novel after 20yrs of fanfic
-started collecting lgbt books&comics
-cleared TEA in ff14
-also finally getting a switch2 tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
good vibes:
-started healthmaxxing after a liver disease diagnosis this spring and lost 40lbs so far. and i recovered from spine surgery!
-finally writing an original novel after 20yrs of fanfic
-started collecting lgbt books&comics
-cleared TEA in ff14
-also finally getting a switch2 tomorrow
-started healthmaxxing after a liver disease diagnosis this spring and lost 40lbs so far. and i recovered from spine surgery!
-finally writing an original novel after 20yrs of fanfic
-started collecting lgbt books&comics
-cleared TEA in ff14
-also finally getting a switch2 tomorrow
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I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
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Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
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"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience."
finding out that genshin takes place during the swarm disaster in hsr just broke my brain wtf
June 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
finding out that genshin takes place during the swarm disaster in hsr just broke my brain wtf
me, lying to myself: i have a big brain and i will not let myself become attached to phainon since i know what happens. i am transcending emotion. i have outsmarted my heart. i do not care about him.
me any time i see someone mention phainon and cycles in the same sentence:
me any time i see someone mention phainon and cycles in the same sentence:
June 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
me, lying to myself: i have a big brain and i will not let myself become attached to phainon since i know what happens. i am transcending emotion. i have outsmarted my heart. i do not care about him.
me any time i see someone mention phainon and cycles in the same sentence:
me any time i see someone mention phainon and cycles in the same sentence:
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if i can be y’all’s dad for a second:
one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable
that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better
one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable
that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better
I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if i can be y’all’s dad for a second:
one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable
that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better
one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable
that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better
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June 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Sorry, I had a terrible day and I'm being a bit of a bitch, but I'm seeing a lot of "I don't write [upsetting thing] because I don't think [upsetting thing] should be entertainment"
And honestly, I don't understand.
And honestly, I don't understand.
May 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sorry, I had a terrible day and I'm being a bit of a bitch, but I'm seeing a lot of "I don't write [upsetting thing] because I don't think [upsetting thing] should be entertainment"
And honestly, I don't understand.
And honestly, I don't understand.
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Never put up with anyone who looks down on your little hobbies. Few things are better for the soul than dropping the worry & leaning into whatever you love with full-throated enthusiasm. We don't have to love the same things but the wonder in me can fistbump the wonder in you.
May 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Never put up with anyone who looks down on your little hobbies. Few things are better for the soul than dropping the worry & leaning into whatever you love with full-throated enthusiasm. We don't have to love the same things but the wonder in me can fistbump the wonder in you.
this is admittedly kind of ironic given that none of his lines have been voiced lol. i hope his eng VA is doing well
May 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this is admittedly kind of ironic given that none of his lines have been voiced lol. i hope his eng VA is doing well
damn so they really recast caelus and stelle in HSR over the strike huh. i wouldn't be surprised if they start using AI within the next couple of years or so with the way things are going. awful
May 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
damn so they really recast caelus and stelle in HSR over the strike huh. i wouldn't be surprised if they start using AI within the next couple of years or so with the way things are going. awful
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the healing power of going "man, who gives a shitt" and moving on
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the healing power of going "man, who gives a shitt" and moving on
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Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
May 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this