This Greenland 2 promotion is going too far if you ask me
January 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This Greenland 2 promotion is going too far if you ask me
How I’m tryna be
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
How I’m tryna be
(Southern lawyer voice) quirked up white boy goated with the sauce
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
(Southern lawyer voice) quirked up white boy goated with the sauce
Ariana’s boyfriend looks like Gollum, he heard “7 Rings” and was ready to propose
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Ariana’s boyfriend looks like Gollum, he heard “7 Rings” and was ready to propose
Uhhhh Car Talk is beep beep
January 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Uhhhh Car Talk is beep beep
The giant blue horse statue at the Denver International Airport will show a health bar if you hit it hard enough
January 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The giant blue horse statue at the Denver International Airport will show a health bar if you hit it hard enough
Listening to Earth - really missing the Wind & Fire tbh
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Listening to Earth - really missing the Wind & Fire tbh
Can’t buy liquor on Sunday because we have laws designed for babies
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Can’t buy liquor on Sunday because we have laws designed for babies
The bond between you and your convenience store guy is stronger than iron
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The bond between you and your convenience store guy is stronger than iron
Forever grumpy, forever grouchy
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Forever grumpy, forever grouchy
If history rhymes, we’ll have an elementary school named after this chump in five years’ time
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If history rhymes, we’ll have an elementary school named after this chump in five years’ time
I always fall for rage bait. I love being mad at things I can’t control. Very much worth my time.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I always fall for rage bait. I love being mad at things I can’t control. Very much worth my time.
How it feels to go to work with a tummy ache
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
How it feels to go to work with a tummy ache
Reposted by Bergdorf Badman
Dracula
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Dracula
I hate AI because its potential robs me of a livelihood — hope this helps
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I hate AI because its potential robs me of a livelihood — hope this helps
Getting in touch with my half-sisters; as their older brother I owe them all noogies
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Getting in touch with my half-sisters; as their older brother I owe them all noogies
- create microblogging page
- post
- regret and shame
- delete microblogging page
- repeat
- post
- regret and shame
- delete microblogging page
- repeat
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
- create microblogging page
- post
- regret and shame
- delete microblogging page
- repeat
- post
- regret and shame
- delete microblogging page
- repeat
Good morning to everyone except the Draconic Tree Sentinel
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Good morning to everyone except the Draconic Tree Sentinel
Rejoined BlueSky because I’m an unrepentant poster and Threads is trash
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Rejoined BlueSky because I’m an unrepentant poster and Threads is trash