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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
~ the tale of the Irish ladies who refused to sell South African grapefruit ~
Fruit for thought. Never judge a book by its cover. #comedy #histoty #storytelling #standup
YouTube video by David Nihill
youtube.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
~ the tale of the Irish ladies who refused to sell South African grapefruit ~
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Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
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THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!
September 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!
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At Kirk's eulogy, Trump said he hates his enemies and said Biden was a stupid, bad man who deserves cancer.
At a FUNERAL.
This is the grace that they keep saying we lack.
At a FUNERAL.
This is the grace that they keep saying we lack.
September 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
At Kirk's eulogy, Trump said he hates his enemies and said Biden was a stupid, bad man who deserves cancer.
At a FUNERAL.
This is the grace that they keep saying we lack.
At a FUNERAL.
This is the grace that they keep saying we lack.
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Struggling how an image of two friends together is malicious communication
September 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Struggling how an image of two friends together is malicious communication
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how is it a #MusicChallenge if you randomly pick whatever years you want to post? that’s not a challenge, that’s just an excuse to slam your hands on a keyboard #20songsbyyear
September 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
how is it a #MusicChallenge if you randomly pick whatever years you want to post? that’s not a challenge, that’s just an excuse to slam your hands on a keyboard #20songsbyyear
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I worry that people don’t talk enough about parrots saying human words. I feel it should be the sole focus of most people’s lives
August 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I worry that people don’t talk enough about parrots saying human words. I feel it should be the sole focus of most people’s lives
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it is morally permissible to go anywhere looking any way. sit on the sidewalk and cry while you’re at it
July 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it is morally permissible to go anywhere looking any way. sit on the sidewalk and cry while you’re at it
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my inner monologue every time i log onto twitter
July 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
my inner monologue every time i log onto twitter
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FYI Bookshop.org has anti-prime free shipping rn!
July 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
FYI Bookshop.org has anti-prime free shipping rn!
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The one fight I didn’t want to win
July 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The one fight I didn’t want to win
long hair, do care extensively
July 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
long hair, do care extensively
I'm Plumbing the Depths of My Soul Over Here Trying To Find the Truest Way To Articulate My Deepest Feelings So We Can Come Together In Peace, And You're Just Saying Some Shit You Don't Mean Because You Feel Attacked (You Think I'm Making It Up Too): A Saga
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm Plumbing the Depths of My Soul Over Here Trying To Find the Truest Way To Articulate My Deepest Feelings So We Can Come Together In Peace, And You're Just Saying Some Shit You Don't Mean Because You Feel Attacked (You Think I'm Making It Up Too): A Saga
the only time you can brag about not using exercise equipment is when you're selling it
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the only time you can brag about not using exercise equipment is when you're selling it
i opened my phone to see how long it would take to get to my psych appointment and instead wrote an entire x-rated Challengers fanfic in my notes app
July 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i opened my phone to see how long it would take to get to my psych appointment and instead wrote an entire x-rated Challengers fanfic in my notes app
am I autistic? can’t afford diagnosis, need all my friends to vote in a poll
June 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
am I autistic? can’t afford diagnosis, need all my friends to vote in a poll
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right wingers saw all the evidence that trump had ties to epstein, they just needed to hear it from a guy who lies all the time to believe it
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
right wingers saw all the evidence that trump had ties to epstein, they just needed to hear it from a guy who lies all the time to believe it
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note that this completely inverts the public justification for the deportation scheme. they claim they’re deporting criminals, but they deported Kilmar without knowledge of a crime, and now that they supposedly found one they’re bringing him BACK.
🚨🚨🚨 Kilmar Abrego Garcia is on his way back to the U.S. from El Salvador to face criminal charges.
abcnews.visitlink.me/dp2AxT?cid=s...
abcnews.visitlink.me/dp2AxT?cid=s...
Kilmar Abrego Garcia on way back to US to face criminal charges: Sources
Mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia is on the way back to the United States to face charges of transporting undocumented migrants within the U.S., sources say.
abcnews.visitlink.me
June 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
note that this completely inverts the public justification for the deportation scheme. they claim they’re deporting criminals, but they deported Kilmar without knowledge of a crime, and now that they supposedly found one they’re bringing him BACK.
people don’t talk enough about the Zoom —> Sponk! —> Whose Line —> Taskmaster pipeline. possibly because I’m the only one on it
May 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
people don’t talk enough about the Zoom —> Sponk! —> Whose Line —> Taskmaster pipeline. possibly because I’m the only one on it
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What a time to be alive.
January 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What a time to be alive.