People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

i’m not reposting that vile note, but my god, how dehumanizing. there’s no face, or head, or even arms and legs; conveys exactly how he views women and girls.

it’s been yet another exhausting day. i hope we all find some tiny joy today.

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

The NYT is very solicitous of our thoughts on favorite movies but has little interest in what we think about war or human rights

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

This is real life, y’all.

These aren’t “democratic talking points”—this is a real mother and real babies at risk of going hungry, all because Republicans want to be greedy.

Somebody please tell me how you can feed a growing family of 6 on $15 per day… you can’t.

cannes be like women can't wear sheer dresses... it'll rile up all the pedophiles we invited

source www.reuters.com/business/hea....

Oh, how I miss President Obama and competent government. 🇺🇸

Rich people have no idea how expensive it is to be poor.

Dear journalists: stop giving this administration the benefit of the doubt. Stop using old editorial standards and practices and norms. Assume that everything they say from the get-go is a lie because it always, always, is.

Husband: who’s that comedian whose last name is black? Not Lewis.
Me: (laughing) Clint?
Husband: (unimpressed) No. he was in Wet Hot-
Me: @michaelianblack.bsky.social !
Husband: yeah, SNL should have him play Pete Hegseth.
Me: I’m gonna tell him
Husband: does he need a pic?
Me: nah, he knows.

I was on a menswear forum with Michael Anton for many years. If you plan to work in the Trump White House and have a petty rivalry with him, let me know. I can help you say things around him that will get under his skin. @sebgorka.bsky.social

hi new followers! want to learn more about me & read some of my writing? here’s a piece I wrote on my life-long fascination w snakes. versions were published in the Boston Globe & LA Review of Books.

I’d love if you read it.

aliciaandrzejewskiphd.com/memoir

If any of you democrats on the ethics committee wanna leak the Gaetz report to me, I’ll keep you anonymous.

Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this