~CorvusNoctis
@corvusnoctis.bsky.social
Some 18+ content | A deranged crow among eagles | 🇺🇲ENG/🇦🇷ESP | Neurodivergent | Lvl. 22
PFP by: ~WindaDragon on Furaffinity
PFP by: ~WindaDragon on Furaffinity
I was 10, I was happy at the Thanksgiving table. My mom was upset I was nice to my aunt. Later, my mom said, "she's a homewrecker," after giving me the cold shoulder.
I thought it meant she did construction/demolition, and was disappointed when she couldn't help fix the hole in the wall I hid.
I thought it meant she did construction/demolition, and was disappointed when she couldn't help fix the hole in the wall I hid.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was 10, I was happy at the Thanksgiving table. My mom was upset I was nice to my aunt. Later, my mom said, "she's a homewrecker," after giving me the cold shoulder.
I thought it meant she did construction/demolition, and was disappointed when she couldn't help fix the hole in the wall I hid.
I thought it meant she did construction/demolition, and was disappointed when she couldn't help fix the hole in the wall I hid.
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When she wants to be “Friends With Benefits” but the “Benefits” is just having Sex every so often (I really needed Dental)
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When she wants to be “Friends With Benefits” but the “Benefits” is just having Sex every so often (I really needed Dental)
That flag is ten stars short. Ew.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That flag is ten stars short. Ew.
Dark Souls is my favorite game.
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dark Souls is my favorite game.
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🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦
Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦
Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦
Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦
Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦
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What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
By Gwyn, I fear I am too hollow to play Dark Souls for a while.
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
By Gwyn, I fear I am too hollow to play Dark Souls for a while.
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Me hitting my first THC vape ever: "Nancy Reagan was right this is the worst"
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Me hitting my first THC vape ever: "Nancy Reagan was right this is the worst"
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October 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Can someone please take me back to the hollar and show me if there are any scented candles that smell like mildew and cigarettes?
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can someone please take me back to the hollar and show me if there are any scented candles that smell like mildew and cigarettes?
"Dale, abuelo, vamos a la cama..."
What's up, Bluesky? We thought you might've missed some of our greatest hits, so we put this together for you.
Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ❤️🇺🇸
Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ❤️🇺🇸
October 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Dale, abuelo, vamos a la cama..."
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October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
the US government has arrived on bluesky
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October 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I've grown so paranoid, I'm reluctant to give a turn signal because I don't want the Feds and lizard folk knowing my next move
September 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I've grown so paranoid, I'm reluctant to give a turn signal because I don't want the Feds and lizard folk knowing my next move
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Tylenol is my favorite snack!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tylenol is my favorite snack!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥