corvid
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corvid
@corvidoccult.bsky.social
· Jun 5
man sat around your campfire after the apocalypse: "cashier used to make our food go beep beep before we were allowed to buy it
don't remember why"
don't remember why"
if you just get up to some light hand stuff on a plane, they call it the mild high club
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
if you just get up to some light hand stuff on a plane, they call it the mild high club
one must imagine sisyphus happy...
now imagine him giving birth >:D
now imagine him giving birth >:D
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
one must imagine sisyphus happy...
now imagine him giving birth >:D
now imagine him giving birth >:D
i keep trying to watch invincible but i cant get past the first 2 minutes without ugly crying so hard i need to turn it off
one day i will find out what the hell this show is about
one day i will find out what the hell this show is about
July 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
i keep trying to watch invincible but i cant get past the first 2 minutes without ugly crying so hard i need to turn it off
one day i will find out what the hell this show is about
one day i will find out what the hell this show is about
getting neuralink was a mistake :/
June 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
getting neuralink was a mistake :/
weeds mere moments before you callously uproot them
im the prettiest flower in the garden
June 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
weeds mere moments before you callously uproot them
man sat around your campfire after the apocalypse: "cashier used to make our food go beep beep before we were allowed to buy it
don't remember why"
don't remember why"
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
man sat around your campfire after the apocalypse: "cashier used to make our food go beep beep before we were allowed to buy it
don't remember why"
don't remember why"
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the journey of gender discovery
May 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
the journey of gender discovery
having body image issues or feeling self conscious is so fucking weird
like, why am I obsessing over how my hair looks, im just meat
like, why am I obsessing over how my hair looks, im just meat
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
having body image issues or feeling self conscious is so fucking weird
like, why am I obsessing over how my hair looks, im just meat
like, why am I obsessing over how my hair looks, im just meat
born too late to taste the lizard :/
April 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
born too late to taste the lizard :/
must the world be so cruel that an 88 y/o man need think twice before attempting to perform a sick double corkscrew backflip off a turnstile ?? :/
RIP big man francis
RIP big man francis
April 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
must the world be so cruel that an 88 y/o man need think twice before attempting to perform a sick double corkscrew backflip off a turnstile ?? :/
RIP big man francis
RIP big man francis
it is me - i am the gf
me and my gf (both trans) rocking up to the function post UK supreme court ruling
April 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
it is me - i am the gf
the uk has legally classified me as a biological male but im gonna try real hard to be classified as a biohazard
April 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
the uk has legally classified me as a biological male but im gonna try real hard to be classified as a biohazard
hack comic who is also communist: if the ruling class wants to exploit my labor, why can't I find a job? haha, the job market is tough these days... what else... what else...
March 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
hack comic who is also communist: if the ruling class wants to exploit my labor, why can't I find a job? haha, the job market is tough these days... what else... what else...
oh no, ugg is doing paleolithic mukbangs again
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
oh no, ugg is doing paleolithic mukbangs again
a wifeguy, but the wife he talks about is YOUR wife, and you keep asking him to stop bragging on your behalf, but he wont, and it's severely damaging your relationship with both him and your wife
March 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
a wifeguy, but the wife he talks about is YOUR wife, and you keep asking him to stop bragging on your behalf, but he wont, and it's severely damaging your relationship with both him and your wife
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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
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they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
i find that, if'n you need to cry, doing it into the mirror while playing clown music really helps
March 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i find that, if'n you need to cry, doing it into the mirror while playing clown music really helps
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
I can't help but feel like the bitcoin crash is related to ross albrecht finally finding an old harddrive full of bitcoins or whatever
March 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I can't help but feel like the bitcoin crash is related to ross albrecht finally finding an old harddrive full of bitcoins or whatever
i don't necessarily think we should go gentle in that good night, per se, but i do think we should at least TRY a *peaceful* protest against the dying of the light
February 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i don't necessarily think we should go gentle in that good night, per se, but i do think we should at least TRY a *peaceful* protest against the dying of the light
so, the uk army has this weird interactive webpage called "do you have the instincts" and it's like a stylized comic book to "test if you belong"
this is, no joke, the ONLY choice you can make
this is, no joke, the ONLY choice you can make
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
so, the uk army has this weird interactive webpage called "do you have the instincts" and it's like a stylized comic book to "test if you belong"
this is, no joke, the ONLY choice you can make
this is, no joke, the ONLY choice you can make
sometimes, fury can be fatal :/
February 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
sometimes, fury can be fatal :/
i think if everyone on earth thought about the same person at the same time, really hard, then they would explode
this cannot be disputed anymore
this cannot be disputed anymore
February 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i think if everyone on earth thought about the same person at the same time, really hard, then they would explode
this cannot be disputed anymore
this cannot be disputed anymore