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From GA. Living in New England.
A doctor but, you know, the cool kind. Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. He/him
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In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
A screen-cap of song lyrics that read: “The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it”
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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if you see this, post a concert picture that you took
A Place to Bury Stranger, 5/29/24
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Same energy
A (child’s?) painting of Charlie Kirk A poorly “restored” painting of Jesus
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The other day the dogwalker brought a corgi over to meet Rigby
A corgi lying one its back beside an alert grey pug mix A corgi making a silly face beside a grey pug mix whose face itself is silly A corgi lying beside a grey pug mix, looking all cozy-like
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Have any of y’all seen Andy Daly’s blog?
Text reads: Here's what happened: Betsy was preparing Gene's morning meds when she suffered a heart attack and collapsed on the bathroom floor, scattering pills. Gene discovered her there and wanted to call 911 but can't remember the password to open his iPad so decided to seek help from the nearest neighbor. The excitement, combined with missing his morning meds, caused him to suffer a heart attack of his own and collapse in the mud room. Text reads: Then the dog, unable to awaken either of his human friends, realized what he had to do: eat that entire chocolate cake that's been sitting out on the kitchen counter since last night and then, since the bathroom closet is open, chew and tear up a few rolls of toilet paper just for old times sake. He succumbed to canine chocolate poisoning and died in the closet. That's not the only explanation, but it is the most logical one.
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Anyway, here are some pictures of Rigby for good karma
A grey dog with bat ears smiling doofily A grey dog looking up and smiling doofily A grey dog grimacing doofily
July 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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For reference
A grey dog with big ears grinning
April 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Rigby is wolf
A grey dog in dramatic lighting
April 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Update: womp womp
Image of trending topics showing “Dick Durbin” at 2, no longer hot
April 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Beg to differ
Image of trending topics reading “Dick Durbin Hot”
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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NYT: Russian envoy: A day after Mr. Trump imposed far-reaching tariffs on trading partners large and small, the head of Russia’s sovereign wealth fund and President Vladimir V. Putin’s special representative for economic cooperation said he was in the United States and meeting with administration officials. The visit indicated that the administration was continuing to reverse the Biden-era isolation of Russia.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Spider-man pointing at another Spider-man
April 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Rigby being dramatic
A grey dog with a short snoot and doofy bat ears striking a regal pose
March 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Is Chris slowly turning into Oliver Platt’s character from The Bear?
Chris Hayes wearing some ver retro plastic glasses frames
March 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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An eccentrically dressed man nicknamed by the Tumblr-era internet “Beans”stands in the front of a crowd at a Dan Deacon show.
March 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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“I’m not procrastinating, I’m going on side quests,” says shirt of self-appointed efficiency expert
A photo of a colossal rich dork demonstrating he doesn’t know how to use a fucking chainsaw while wearing a t-shirt that reads, “I’M NOT PROCRASTINATING IM GOING ON SIDE QUESTS”
February 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Here are all of Scout’s nicknames
A post that reads: Here are just pet names l've used for actual pets: Scoutie Scouterroo Bud Buddy Budsington Buddy-roo Scooter P Fuzzbeast Scooter P Budsington Sir Budsington Puddly Budkins The Majestic Fuzzbeast Round Boi
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like Creepsmas 🎶
A plastic skeleton decorated with Christmas lights and ornaments is backlit by an eerie greenish glow
November 29, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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I’m old, so for Halloween, I’m here at the old people show for olds
An empty stage in a mostly empty arena
October 31, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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Reskeet with how people would know if you suddenly became rich
A large library with multiple mezzanines. Photograph by Vinesh Rajpaul
October 19, 2023 at 2:30 PM
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A small zippered pouch that reads “Not a bag of teeth.” The pouch has been altered to read “Not just a bag of teeth.” A contented face and hair have been drawn on the pouch.
October 19, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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My daily affirmation
October 19, 2023 at 1:05 PM
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October 19, 2023 at 12:25 PM
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In rhetoric, this is called begging the question.
October 19, 2023 at 1:50 AM