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@correxbot.bsky.social
From GA. Living in New England.
A doctor but, you know, the cool kind. Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. He/him
A doctor but, you know, the cool kind. Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. He/him
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Correxbot
@correxbot.bsky.social
· Mar 5
Today I drove past Wendy’s, and the bushes in the parking lot were on fire. No water truck, but a fire chief was standing next to the fire, looking kind of helpless and flustered. Seems like a metaphor for something. Having a hard time figuring out what though….
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Shaheen is retiring; Virginia is solid enough Blue territory that Kaine shld be replaced by a Democrat who is serious about preserving American democracy.
Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
Senate Reaches Deal To Reopen Government After Moderate Democrats Cave
Republicans found enough Democrats willing to drop their party's demand to extend soon-to-expire health care subsidies for millions of people.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Shaheen is retiring; Virginia is solid enough Blue territory that Kaine shld be replaced by a Democrat who is serious about preserving American democracy.
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In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
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''And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
''And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I went to a party last weekend, and a young friend of mine asked a dude to guess how old I was, then interrupted him to say the dude’s guess was flattery. I guess it’s cute he thought I was above flattery
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I went to a party last weekend, and a young friend of mine asked a dude to guess how old I was, then interrupted him to say the dude’s guess was flattery. I guess it’s cute he thought I was above flattery
BREAKING: Escaped monkeys only regular monkey level of gross
I know other media outlets around the country are running with "diseased monkeys with COVID, herpes and hepatitis are loose in Mississippi!"
And yes, it makes great clickbait. Those posts have thousands of RTs.
But it's just not accurate. Our factual report by @nickjudin.bsky.social:
And yes, it makes great clickbait. Those posts have thousands of RTs.
But it's just not accurate. Our factual report by @nickjudin.bsky.social:
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi.
Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
buff.ly/16gTRJa
Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
buff.ly/16gTRJa
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
BREAKING: Escaped monkeys only regular monkey level of gross
I think I can say with certainty that this parlor trick isn’t going to end the world unless the economic meltdown it creates precipitates another world war, which seems not unlikely
There is something truly remarkable about Generative AI.
Several years in this revolution, half of the US GDP dumped to make these tools free, and i can't think of a single generated artifact, text, image, sound, video that had a significant cultural impact.
Several years in this revolution, half of the US GDP dumped to make these tools free, and i can't think of a single generated artifact, text, image, sound, video that had a significant cultural impact.
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think I can say with certainty that this parlor trick isn’t going to end the world unless the economic meltdown it creates precipitates another world war, which seems not unlikely
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Getting ready for the church bake sale and I had no butter for my famous “kitchen sink cookies.” Went to borrow some from my neighbor Frank but all he had was a tub of Parkay. Midge would roll over in her grave if she saw how he’s living now.
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Getting ready for the church bake sale and I had no butter for my famous “kitchen sink cookies.” Went to borrow some from my neighbor Frank but all he had was a tub of Parkay. Midge would roll over in her grave if she saw how he’s living now.
Let’s just, for argument’s sake, say they, Canada, did cheat: who wants the leader of the U.S. out there sounding like such a whiny little bitch?
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Let’s just, for argument’s sake, say they, Canada, did cheat: who wants the leader of the U.S. out there sounding like such a whiny little bitch?
If you’re 35+ and have to go to parties where costumes aren’t optional, the chances are like 3:1 you’ve accidentally joined a sex cult
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you’re 35+ and have to go to parties where costumes aren’t optional, the chances are like 3:1 you’ve accidentally joined a sex cult
Nazi called his fucking mommy for help
Helicopter parenting is out of control. www.notus.org/trump-white-...
Embattled Trump Nominee Paul Ingrassia’s Mom Tried to Meet With Lawmakers Who Criticized Her Son
Donna Gallo Ingrassia demanded meetings at the Capitol Hill office of Reps. Jamie Raskin and Robert Garcia in late June to defend her son.
www.notus.org
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nazi called his fucking mommy for help
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Almost missed it but None Pizza With Left Beef is old enough to vote today
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Almost missed it but None Pizza With Left Beef is old enough to vote today
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“You can win elections by tacking to the middle; lots of people have. But you can also win elections by staking a moral position and convincing people to agree with you. You can earn support by demonstrating what is important to you instead of just being determined to nod along with what you hear.”
Yesterday I wrote about the effort by center-left pundits to police what people are passionate about.
www.pbump.net/o/sincerity-...
www.pbump.net/o/sincerity-...
Sincerity is not the problem
As is inevitably the case after an election — and is especially the case after an election with an unexpected result — allies of the losing presidential candidate in 2024 looked for people to blame. O...
www.pbump.net
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“You can win elections by tacking to the middle; lots of people have. But you can also win elections by staking a moral position and convincing people to agree with you. You can earn support by demonstrating what is important to you instead of just being determined to nod along with what you hear.”
These ICE agents are racist trash
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
These ICE agents are racist trash
Counterpoint: they’re untrained Klan bros doing cosplay with live ammo, thinking they’ll never be held accountable
Let's not let anyone get away with pretending ICE is at any disadvantage here. These guys travel in big packs- usually 6+ unmarked vehicles; carrying dozens of war zone ready men, masked and heavily armed. ICE is the predator going after regular people and peaceful protestors.
Jim Jordan after he's played clips from videos of ICE brutalizing people, including American citizens: "I don't know the specifics of those examples you gave. What I do know is these ICE agents are under tremendous pressure ... I think they're doing a good job."
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Counterpoint: they’re untrained Klan bros doing cosplay with live ammo, thinking they’ll never be held accountable
Ladies, Capt. Meth has some thoughts about your fashion choices
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ladies, Capt. Meth has some thoughts about your fashion choices
These Hegseth-style freaks think IQ is the end-all and be-all, and it’s still just an idea we made up.
The WAIS-IV, WAIS-5, and Stanford-Binet scales all cap out at 160
October 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
These Hegseth-style freaks think IQ is the end-all and be-all, and it’s still just an idea we made up.
See, what happened, kids, is Obama got hip with the Worldwide Web, and then your parents and the Republicans showed up, and that scene was DEAD
The internet was a lot cooler before there were politicians on here
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
See, what happened, kids, is Obama got hip with the Worldwide Web, and then your parents and the Republicans showed up, and that scene was DEAD
The internet was a lot cooler before there were politicians on here
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The internet was a lot cooler before there were politicians on here
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MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
We were promised jet packs, but it was just to be a ploy to drive out competition ahead of stock buybacks, and their friendly position with the government meant they could continue selling the same slop without innovation for decades 🚀
I hate everything about this timeline
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We were promised jet packs, but it was just to be a ploy to drive out competition ahead of stock buybacks, and their friendly position with the government meant they could continue selling the same slop without innovation for decades 🚀
Kevin looks like the weird kid who never outgrew his glue-eating phase
Hassett: "If money is not appropriated for a position, they then have the authority to eliminate the position. It's very intuitive. And that's an enormous amount of leverage over the Democrats ... if they shut it down, then they might not like the consequences."
September 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Kevin looks like the weird kid who never outgrew his glue-eating phase
Someone explain to me how generative AI models are something more than a Ponzi scheme that culminates in the masters of tech force feeding us derivative garbage
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
on.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone explain to me how generative AI models are something more than a Ponzi scheme that culminates in the masters of tech force feeding us derivative garbage
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ATTENBOROUGH: the stealthy predator lies in wait, perfectly camouflaged from his unsuspecting prey...
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
ATTENBOROUGH: the stealthy predator lies in wait, perfectly camouflaged from his unsuspecting prey...