Remind me to invest in a full length mirror
June 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Remind me to invest in a full length mirror
Hate taking antibiotics that tell me to take 2 hours after eating and I have to take 4 times a day but I like little snacks throughout the day, where do I find the time, this is stressful
January 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hate taking antibiotics that tell me to take 2 hours after eating and I have to take 4 times a day but I like little snacks throughout the day, where do I find the time, this is stressful
Saying you want sex ❌
Saying you’ve got a hankering for some spankering ✅
Saying you’ve got a hankering for some spankering ✅
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Saying you want sex ❌
Saying you’ve got a hankering for some spankering ✅
Saying you’ve got a hankering for some spankering ✅
I don’t wanna be dramatic and say I have PTSD but I was trapped in my bathroom for 4 hours on Sunday because the door handle fell off and now I can’t stand to go in there
January 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don’t wanna be dramatic and say I have PTSD but I was trapped in my bathroom for 4 hours on Sunday because the door handle fell off and now I can’t stand to go in there
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
I keep forgetting about this app I need to leave Twatter once and for all
January 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I keep forgetting about this app I need to leave Twatter once and for all
Still have *slight* flu symptoms after two weeks, so going to milk it as much as possible so my mum looks after me when I go back to Ireland tomorrow
December 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Still have *slight* flu symptoms after two weeks, so going to milk it as much as possible so my mum looks after me when I go back to Ireland tomorrow
Why do dogs get “destroyed” like that wording has always sounded weird af to me
December 19, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Why do dogs get “destroyed” like that wording has always sounded weird af to me
No one is worse at gift shopping than me, I suddenly get amnesia and forget the person’s likes and interests
December 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
No one is worse at gift shopping than me, I suddenly get amnesia and forget the person’s likes and interests
Put on a pair of socks that say ‘Thursday’ even though it’s Tuesday
December 10, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Put on a pair of socks that say ‘Thursday’ even though it’s Tuesday
Joe should pardon the CEO killer it’s the right thing to do
December 8, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Joe should pardon the CEO killer it’s the right thing to do
Na don’t think she has, no x
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Na don’t think she has, no x
Was craving a nice bacon butty but absolutely incinerated the bacon, fuck u corm
December 7, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Was craving a nice bacon butty but absolutely incinerated the bacon, fuck u corm
Lucy Letby truthers need to get in the bin
December 5, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Lucy Letby truthers need to get in the bin
V tempted to buy a Switch as a Christmas present to myself x
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
V tempted to buy a Switch as a Christmas present to myself x
Off sick from work which means I’m dead excited for a big fuck off bowl of soup
December 3, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Off sick from work which means I’m dead excited for a big fuck off bowl of soup
12th day working in a row gaslight gatekeep girlboss
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 AM
12th day working in a row gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Straight man in work said my hair looks luscious today im blushing like a slut x
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Straight man in work said my hair looks luscious today im blushing like a slut x
Happy with my current sober streak and willing for it to continue but Christmas at home is coming up
November 27, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Happy with my current sober streak and willing for it to continue but Christmas at home is coming up
Always need to know how many plays a song has on Spotify I’m nosey
November 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Always need to know how many plays a song has on Spotify I’m nosey
Done my back in having s*x it’s over for me
November 25, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Done my back in having s*x it’s over for me
What glorious weather to stay in and do fuck all*
*I do this anyway
*I do this anyway
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
What glorious weather to stay in and do fuck all*
*I do this anyway
*I do this anyway
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My god dont any of you fcf folk have jobs?
November 22, 2024 at 2:32 PM
My god dont any of you fcf folk have jobs?
The abysmal daughter of captain Tom Moore
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
The abysmal daughter of captain Tom Moore
This absolute unit has been left out in the office
November 18, 2024 at 9:24 AM
This absolute unit has been left out in the office