Remind me to invest in a full length mirror

Still have *slight* flu symptoms after two weeks, so going to milk it as much as possible so my mum looks after me when I go back to Ireland tomorrow

Put on a pair of socks that say ‘Thursday’ even though it’s Tuesday

Na don’t think she has, no x

Happy with my current sober streak and willing for it to continue but Christmas at home is coming up

This absolute unit has been left out in the office

Maybe I just hate fun but I can’t wait for the marketing campaign of Wicked to end

Using the credit from my British Gas account to pay off holiday debt