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i love this little weirdo
January 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i love this little weirdo
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A lot of kids aren’t old enough to know this but before Elon Musk the “exact opposite of cool” was just some abstract, nonexistent thing we would jokingly refer to
January 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A lot of kids aren’t old enough to know this but before Elon Musk the “exact opposite of cool” was just some abstract, nonexistent thing we would jokingly refer to
The Olive Garden is a hate crime against olives and gardens
January 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Olive Garden is a hate crime against olives and gardens
i think i need to name this guy sideshow bob
January 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i think i need to name this guy sideshow bob
if you’re not watching “the dog house: uk” on max then what are you even doing. they’re pairing shelter dogs with adoptive families! it’s so cute
January 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
if you’re not watching “the dog house: uk” on max then what are you even doing. they’re pairing shelter dogs with adoptive families! it’s so cute
landlords have gotten so greedy that i’ve been priced out of the rental market
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
landlords have gotten so greedy that i’ve been priced out of the rental market
why am i gaining so many followers rn who has my voodoo doll
January 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
why am i gaining so many followers rn who has my voodoo doll
low energy simon post
December 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
low energy simon post
there should be other types of nog
December 8, 2024 at 7:50 PM
there should be other types of nog
call me shooterhog the way this man has me acting up
December 8, 2024 at 1:52 PM
call me shooterhog the way this man has me acting up
gonna do an ancestry dna test which is harrowing when you know you have heavy german roots 😬
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 PM
gonna do an ancestry dna test which is harrowing when you know you have heavy german roots 😬
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
concurrently posted this on twitter and it’s doing better over there. wow i didn’t know bluesky hates dogs
December 5, 2024 at 2:08 PM
concurrently posted this on twitter and it’s doing better over there. wow i didn’t know bluesky hates dogs
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It's not uncommon to find bookmarks in returned books but today's find was just the absolute best. So, if you returned Practical Astronomy and are now missing your favorite bookmark, let me know
#skybrarians #libraries 💙📚
#skybrarians #libraries 💙📚
December 3, 2024 at 12:11 AM
It's not uncommon to find bookmarks in returned books but today's find was just the absolute best. So, if you returned Practical Astronomy and are now missing your favorite bookmark, let me know
#skybrarians #libraries 💙📚
#skybrarians #libraries 💙📚
you aren’t a real muppet page
December 3, 2024 at 10:20 AM
you aren’t a real muppet page
throwing up and throwing down
December 3, 2024 at 9:19 AM
throwing up and throwing down
the al gore rhythm hates me
December 2, 2024 at 7:55 PM
the al gore rhythm hates me
mini vegan korean corndogs?? mini vegan korean corndogs!!
December 2, 2024 at 7:24 PM
mini vegan korean corndogs?? mini vegan korean corndogs!!
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“still pop-punk as fuck” I whisper to myself as I ask What’s my age again
December 2, 2024 at 1:23 AM
“still pop-punk as fuck” I whisper to myself as I ask What’s my age again
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a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard
December 2, 2024 at 8:14 AM
a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard
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microwaves one pea
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
microwaves one pea
issuing a press release for every song that doesn’t strike my fancy
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
issuing a press release for every song that doesn’t strike my fancy
listening and learning
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
listening and learning
isn’t that just jarjar binks
me: have you ever wondered what Yoda would sound like if he had a Jamaican accent?
date: no... please don't
me (voice cracking): fine we'll just sit in silence while we eat
date: no... please don't
me (voice cracking): fine we'll just sit in silence while we eat
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
isn’t that just jarjar binks