Daft Pun
@cooperearljones.bsky.social
P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.
I should call her
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I should call her
Why did Gruden lose his job?
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why did Gruden lose his job?
98 yard drive loading
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
98 yard drive loading
Trade Ceedee for Pickens!
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Trade Ceedee for Pickens!
I’d be more likely to go to burning man to see u2 play while eating a thin crust pizza than to watch anything avatar related again
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’d be more likely to go to burning man to see u2 play while eating a thin crust pizza than to watch anything avatar related again
Slow Ass Music is the title of my upcoming strip club R&B album
Nothing gets me hype like some slow ass music.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Slow Ass Music is the title of my upcoming strip club R&B album
Best play by Guyton all year
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Best play by Guyton all year
He got pounded in the hole
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He got pounded in the hole
Well…revenge is a dish best served cold
if i had an arch nemesis id sneak into their home every time they were using a crockpot and turn it off
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Well…revenge is a dish best served cold
Me looking at the beat I spent five days making get three plays
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me looking at the beat I spent five days making get three plays
She was the breast part of that fumble
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
She was the breast part of that fumble
Geno bout to throw for 400 yards
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Geno bout to throw for 400 yards
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Adult Convos: Frozen Hot Dog
No coitus with children in the home
Litttle Debbie banger from 4th Dad Courtlan
Listener shout outs
No coitus with children in the home
Litttle Debbie banger from 4th Dad Courtlan
Listener shout outs
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Guess I won’t be watching the halftime show
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Guess I won’t be watching the halftime show
“Is Texas wack? 888-787…”
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
“Is Texas wack? 888-787…”
It’s too early for Christmas trees
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s too early for Christmas trees
Ghost peppers taste like sheet
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ghost peppers taste like sheet
That cop is an asshole. Ok, eff atm now.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That cop is an asshole. Ok, eff atm now.