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Carlos
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I love bicycles. And i hate fascists.
Male loneliness epidemic isnt real. You have to get good at eating pussy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When ppl talk about sports on here. Go to threads please and keep that stuff away from here.
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The one thing women will not forgive? Having low self esteem.
October 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why is being single embarrassing. Like i didnt do anything wrong. Im just single rn
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Should i heal and move on? Or go find a girl that looks just like her?
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How does Hayley Williams just get hotter and hotter?
October 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Matched with the bartender at my favorite cidery. Is it meant to be or is she just horny asf?
October 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Find me at whole foods bitch is my new line
October 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fellas just know that if she says “no expectations 😊😊😊,” that means you can def hit on the first date
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My love language is anything anyone is willing to give me
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Ull wake up at a gurls house and her phone will ring and shell be like "hold on its my Boyfriend be quiet for a sec."
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Girls will be like i know a spot and its the cheesecake factory.
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but forced effort is no match for the vibrant beauty of natural growth. Stop forcing things. If it doesn't grow naturally, then just let it be. Maybe you can try another time, or maybe it just wasn't meant to be. 🤷🏾‍♂️
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Since the Ezra & Ta-Nehisi discussion is still happening: the main point I think most are missing is that Klein is saying the role of the journalist-intellectual is to do strategic politics, whereas Coates says the role of the journalist-intellectual is to tell the truth
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I knew it was over when she took me off the Spotify duo.
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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god's not going to save you kitten
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Telling girls i listen to faye webster so theyll sleep with me
September 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Im the Gavin Newsom of taking cute girls to french restaurants and then fucking them on their period. Im on the side of the angels but im actually a sick fuck.
September 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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siri play my bedtime noise
September 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Why do girls always say “take care of yourself” when they break up with you?
September 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The only way to stop a bad guy with a grease fire is a good guy with a bigger grease fire
September 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I am not afraid of hell i am from Connecticut.
September 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
August 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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no more courtesy likes. be funny
August 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM