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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus)
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“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???”

#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
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revamped a bit with my comm sheet but will have this up rn since the typhoon is hitting hard and i kind of need funds for groceries,,,

#homestuck #hiveswap #commissionsopen #pixelart #anime #artcommissions
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
rare occasions where theres a lot of different johns around rather than a bunch of different mes around

not that i mind more reason to chill with my dude
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤!"

John Egbert, 13 years old and not a day older.

Muse portrayal is at the start of the comic

Mun still new to Homestuck, but does get the general idea.
October 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
too busy mining that craft
October 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
wait what-

>You'd think he'd know his shit already with this but with how life has been treating him soft lately... it hits him- Right on his face.

> Cal is just on his face.

GAAAHAHHHFBFBFHDH

> Trauma is back at him dealing with this bullshitry again.
[Staring at Cal.] You know what? Target acquired. Dave, duck.

[deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish]

I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
//literally how i see him
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
hella gay
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
shit bro aint no way

burn it
DIRK STRIDER THIS ISN'T FUNNY
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@livelymemer.bsky.social

hey

here

> Bro just casually hands him a condom--.

try not being a virgin and join the cool club with your boy dave
September 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I WON'T CRY FOR YOU SEE, WHEN YOU'RE GONE I'LL STILL HAVE BLOOD LIKE CARMINE.

-Lit Karkat Vantas, Homestuck.
-HSRP / MVRP & Multiships with chem in diff timelines.
-N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ Only.
-Scribbled by Shiloh /G.

#HSRP // #HOMESTUCKRP // #MVRP
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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br0ken 0ver and 0ver again, what else can i d0?

-literate aradia megido, homestuck.
-homestuckrp & multiships with chem in different timelines.
-n/sfw, mdni, 18+ only.
-penned by shiloh / g.

#HSRP & #HOMESTUCKRP
September 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
//i forgor my ships,,,but like give this a like if yall ever wanna ship with my boyo dave here

*coughs at karkat accts*

any is welcome tho :)
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
> Dave chews, glances at her over his shades, then smirks.

handmade huh

no wonder it doesnt taste like gas station tragedy

she got dem skills for sure

> He takes another bite, casual but clear that he appreciates it.
My friend made........
It for me........
Since she knows........
I love them .......
*She watches him. She hoped he would like them on Alvina would be disappointed.*
…a honey bun. wild. you really went all out on this culinary masterpiece straight from the gas station pantheon of fine dining

bet gordon ramsay would cry tears of joy

> He gently takes the bun staring at it in hunger. Man's forgot to eat today.
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
…a honey bun. wild. you really went all out on this culinary masterpiece straight from the gas station pantheon of fine dining

bet gordon ramsay would cry tears of joy

> He gently takes the bun staring at it in hunger. Man's forgot to eat today.
It's a honey.......
Bun it's kind.......
Of sweet.......
*She holds one out to him*
September 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
yeah sure why not

is it like

hella sweet?
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
woah that looks good whats that
*sits down down eat some honey buns a friend brought her*
September 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
//sorry got hella busy with work lately imma definitely rp a bit more here now
September 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
nice day for fishing aint it
August 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
//ever loving how this was from an rp i had and couldn't help but make a comic outta it lol

youtu.be/7ZFOj8UzfYM?...

also liked how,,, they voiced it omg
Daves A Poser by drawydraws
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August 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you done yapping bro? want some kit kat to feel better with all the fire words you spitting
DO YOU THINK I 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 TO SOCIALIZE?

I DON'T WANT YOUR ENGAGEMENT, I DON'T WANT TO BE APART OF WHATEVER OTHER FILTH IS ON YOUR FEED.

I WANT TO SCREAM ALONE IN PEACE

QUIT SHARING MY SHIT. I’M HIDING. I’M FERAL. DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME. DONT LOOK AT ME, DONT BREATHE NEAR ME, FUCK OFF /ic
August 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
August 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM