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@kineticedge.bsky.social
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@kineticedge.bsky.social
· Aug 28
📌 PINNED POST – 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗞 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥
❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them.
✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk.
🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.
❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them.
✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk.
🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.
Princess Karkat is canon.
October 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Princess Karkat is canon.
[🗡️] Anyways just because the other two are more tolerant and laid back doesn’t mean I am.
Keep killing our vibes and watch how fast I’ll cut you out. consider this your friendly/lethal warning.
It’s NOT our job to teach you how to be self aware.
Keep killing our vibes and watch how fast I’ll cut you out. consider this your friendly/lethal warning.
It’s NOT our job to teach you how to be self aware.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[🗡️] Anyways just because the other two are more tolerant and laid back doesn’t mean I am.
Keep killing our vibes and watch how fast I’ll cut you out. consider this your friendly/lethal warning.
It’s NOT our job to teach you how to be self aware.
Keep killing our vibes and watch how fast I’ll cut you out. consider this your friendly/lethal warning.
It’s NOT our job to teach you how to be self aware.
Imagine being your own worst enemy AND your best hype man at the same time.
tragic.
iconic.
✨ me ✨
tragic.
iconic.
✨ me ✨
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Imagine being your own worst enemy AND your best hype man at the same time.
tragic.
iconic.
✨ me ✨
tragic.
iconic.
✨ me ✨
Pickles? Really? That’s the hill you’re dying on?
The only thing I harbor a burning desire for is plausible deniability.
The only thing I harbor a burning desire for is plausible deniability.
We decided with full confidence that you secretly harbored a burning desire for my pickles. Check, it, dude. It's right there. Page 5640.
You picked that date way too confidently. What do you know. What have you done. Who told you.
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Pickles? Really? That’s the hill you’re dying on?
The only thing I harbor a burning desire for is plausible deniability.
The only thing I harbor a burning desire for is plausible deniability.
[Staring at Cal.] You know what? Target acquired. Dave, duck.
[deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish]
I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.
[deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish]
I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.
shit bro aint no way
burn it
burn it
DIRK STRIDER THIS ISN'T FUNNY
September 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
[Staring at Cal.] You know what? Target acquired. Dave, duck.
[deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish]
I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.
[deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish]
I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.
You leave ONE (1) eldritch effigy in someone’s blankets and suddenly you’re the villain.
This is slanderous.
This is slanderous.
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You leave ONE (1) eldritch effigy in someone’s blankets and suddenly you’re the villain.
This is slanderous.
This is slanderous.
If you’re messaging me for ships after my intro explicitly says I don’t do them, congratulations!
You just outed yourself as selectively literate.
You just outed yourself as selectively literate.
September 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you’re messaging me for ships after my intro explicitly says I don’t do them, congratulations!
You just outed yourself as selectively literate.
You just outed yourself as selectively literate.
You picked that date way too confidently. What do you know. What have you done. Who told you.
Do you remember the conversation we had on December 25th, 2012, at 7:09 AM?
Selflove***
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You picked that date way too confidently. What do you know. What have you done. Who told you.
Selflove***
Is it cheating if it's selfcest?
You look like you need a little tune-up, buddy. C’mere.
September 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Selflove***
I’m looking at these block letters and wondering if this is romance or a cry for help.
…which, knowing you two, it's probably both.
…which, knowing you two, it's probably both.
September 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m looking at these block letters and wondering if this is romance or a cry for help.
…which, knowing you two, it's probably both.
…which, knowing you two, it's probably both.
You look like you need a little tune-up, buddy. C’mere.
Fuck all this Wire Play bullshit. I don't do none of that.
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You look like you need a little tune-up, buddy. C’mere.
Oh wow.
Yeah, no, that tracks.
That’s exactly why I pretend I don’t exist when I see any of you coming.
Yeah, no, that tracks.
That’s exactly why I pretend I don’t exist when I see any of you coming.
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh wow.
Yeah, no, that tracks.
That’s exactly why I pretend I don’t exist when I see any of you coming.
Yeah, no, that tracks.
That’s exactly why I pretend I don’t exist when I see any of you coming.
Don't.
AaAsk the humaAans where the pp is coming from.
Wait, Is T'e Planet W'ere 'uΛΛans Live NOT Called Eart'?
W'ere T'e 'ell Is PP CoΛΛin' FroΛΛ???
W'ere T'e 'ell Is PP CoΛΛin' FroΛΛ???
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Don't.
This is the butterfly effect, but stupider.
imaAagine waAaking up everydaAay knowing you live on THE pp™️.
TraAagic.
TraAagic.
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is the butterfly effect, but stupider.
Watching you spiral over basic m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ affection from a safe emotional distance is…
Unexpected, tragic, and slightly hilarious.
Is this what being puppy-coded does to a man?
Can't relate. Beta male problems.
Unexpected, tragic, and slightly hilarious.
Is this what being puppy-coded does to a man?
Can't relate. Beta male problems.
I AM NOT CRYING. I’M SIMPLY EXPERIENCING A RARE CASE OF EYE SWEAT DUE TO THE ABSURD EMOTIONAL HUMIDITY IVE BEEN EXPOSED TO
SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED
I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD
SENTIMENTALITY IS AN IRRITATING BIOHAZARD AND SHOULD BE BANNED
I’M JUST GONNA CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE FROM BEING UNDERSTOOD TOO HARD
September 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Watching you spiral over basic m̶a̶n̶i̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ affection from a safe emotional distance is…
Unexpected, tragic, and slightly hilarious.
Is this what being puppy-coded does to a man?
Can't relate. Beta male problems.
Unexpected, tragic, and slightly hilarious.
Is this what being puppy-coded does to a man?
Can't relate. Beta male problems.
Ever seen a man become both the destination and the detour simultaneously? No? Stick around.
WHAT
AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS NEXT PART ENOUGH
THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 💥
AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS NEXT PART ENOUGH
THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 💥
September 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ever seen a man become both the destination and the detour simultaneously? No? Stick around.
Go away? Babe, I 𝗮𝗺 the way.
Tell dirk to go away
September 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Go away? Babe, I 𝗮𝗺 the way.
Skill issue.
FUCK YOU STRIDER
I’M OUT HERE GETTING YANKED AROUND IN FANON SPACES LIKE A RAGDOLL BY EVERY DIMWIT WITH A KEYBOARD, AND YOU’RE OFF IN THE CORNER BROODING OMINOUSLY
I’M OUT HERE GETTING YANKED AROUND IN FANON SPACES LIKE A RAGDOLL BY EVERY DIMWIT WITH A KEYBOARD, AND YOU’RE OFF IN THE CORNER BROODING OMINOUSLY
September 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Skill issue.
[🗡️] Nine days of disassociation off a single redirect? Impressive. Tragic.
Now tell me what you actually want before I reroute you again.
Now tell me what you actually want before I reroute you again.
I got redirected so hard that I forgot what I was doing for multiple days...
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OMG DIRK STRIDER HAAAIII
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OMG DIRK STRIDER HAAAIII
September 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[🗡️] Nine days of disassociation off a single redirect? Impressive. Tragic.
Now tell me what you actually want before I reroute you again.
Now tell me what you actually want before I reroute you again.
You’re so lucky my narrative control doesn’t work the same in fandom spaces. Otherwise this post would’ve collapsed into a tasteful black square labeled “nothing to see here.”
September 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You’re so lucky my narrative control doesn’t work the same in fandom spaces. Otherwise this post would’ve collapsed into a tasteful black square labeled “nothing to see here.”
Seven days of radio silence.
The absence of content 𝘄𝗮𝘀 my content. Consider yourselves thoroughly engaged.
The absence of content 𝘄𝗮𝘀 my content. Consider yourselves thoroughly engaged.
September 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Seven days of radio silence.
The absence of content 𝘄𝗮𝘀 my content. Consider yourselves thoroughly engaged.
The absence of content 𝘄𝗮𝘀 my content. Consider yourselves thoroughly engaged.
📌 PINNED POST – 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗞 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥
❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them.
✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk.
🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.
❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them.
✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk.
🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
📌 PINNED POST – 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗞 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥
❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them.
✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk.
🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.
❌ I don’t run ships here. don’t expect them.
✅ Mostly lurking, dropping the occasional dry commentary, poking fun when it feels right, and me watching more than I talk.
🗡️ If you need consistent validation, wrong guy.
You’d have to dig pretty deep to even find this account. you trying to get to know me, bro? wild.
I'm not even sure what’s more unhinged... me making this alt or you snooping hard enough to track it down. parasocial speedrun anyone?
I'm not even sure what’s more unhinged... me making this alt or you snooping hard enough to track it down. parasocial speedrun anyone?
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You’d have to dig pretty deep to even find this account. you trying to get to know me, bro? wild.
I'm not even sure what’s more unhinged... me making this alt or you snooping hard enough to track it down. parasocial speedrun anyone?
I'm not even sure what’s more unhinged... me making this alt or you snooping hard enough to track it down. parasocial speedrun anyone?
Thought about saying something to defend karkat but honestly the kitkat memes are too good.
Public execution at the hands of fandom culture. carry on. sorry little man.
Public execution at the hands of fandom culture. carry on. sorry little man.
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thought about saying something to defend karkat but honestly the kitkat memes are too good.
Public execution at the hands of fandom culture. carry on. sorry little man.
Public execution at the hands of fandom culture. carry on. sorry little man.