Do it. I'll allow it. Put him in the pinkest, frilliest dress you can conjure. Bonus points if you get photographic evidence.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Go ahead, siphon it. I regenerate cool consistently. Like a renewable resource.

But if you stand too close you’ll either ascend to my level or be crushed under the weight of pure, concentrated/unfiltered COOL. odds aren’t great for you.

I'm winning either way.

Cool. So what you’re saying is, if we’re doomed to be villains, we might as well look good doing it...

True, true. If I’m destined to be the bad guy in concept, might as well lean into it with
✨ style ✨

Get... Thanks. Redacting that s. You didn't see shit.

No, yeah, you're right. I don't really care. Just felt like making it about me for 0.5 seconds. As a treat.

If villains gets cooler outfits and monologues, sign me the fuck up.

He’s just like me fr. Shows up uninvited, stares too long, ruins emotional moments. ❤️

Also it's hilarious.

Anyway, love that for me.

And by “that,” I mean whatever fantasy projecton was just sent to me with my face.

Seen it. Didn’t ask for it. Delegating to Karkat as usual.

You’re all acting like it’s funny but deep down you know it’s canon now.

Can’t even be mad. That’s exactly what I taught her to do.