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🗡️ This user has exceeded their emotional processing bandwidth. Pretending_not_to_dissociate.exe has been terminated.

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Do it. I'll allow it. Put him in the pinkest, frilliest dress you can conjure. Bonus points if you get photographic evidence.
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Go ahead, siphon it. I regenerate cool consistently. Like a renewable resource.

But if you stand too close you’ll either ascend to my level or be crushed under the weight of pure, concentrated/unfiltered COOL. odds aren’t great for you.

I'm winning either way.
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Cool. So what you’re saying is, if we’re doomed to be villains, we might as well look good doing it...

True, true. If I’m destined to be the bad guy in concept, might as well lean into it with
✨ style ✨
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Get... Thanks. Redacting that s. You didn't see shit.
September 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
No, yeah, you're right. I don't really care. Just felt like making it about me for 0.5 seconds. As a treat.

If villains gets cooler outfits and monologues, sign me the fuck up.
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
He’s just like me fr. Shows up uninvited, stares too long, ruins emotional moments. ❤️

Also it's hilarious.
September 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Anyway, love that for me.

And by “that,” I mean whatever fantasy projecton was just sent to me with my face.

Seen it. Didn’t ask for it. Delegating to Karkat as usual.
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You’re all acting like it’s funny but deep down you know it’s canon now.
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can’t even be mad. That’s exactly what I taught her to do.
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM