mostly away from this place but you're certainly still in Alternia in some random alleyway. Now, you wonder if Karkat's in this one. Time to bug him if so.

> Dave try not to laugh with his corny spew.

bro im not like the mega neutron genius here but separate timelines already exists

like

tons of em

i know since ive experienced it like hella times already but hey if thats the case see ya then

> With that you use your things to fuck outta here-

//bro just casually gives us a majestic art wip rn fr

yeah no not happening ive dealt with trolls before dont need to slap on a mask and larp my way acrossalternia

anyway just point me to the door ill bounce keep your cosplay club intact no hard feelings

> Dave slid the papers back across the counter, already tucking his apple juice back into his sylladex like he’d just remembered he had better things to do.

(what the fuck is this dude even rambling about? canon branches blood samples-this is some tier-level nerd shit)

bro youre hearing things i didnt say any of that

> He just turns his back away from Olie, if he looks at Dave behind he'd notice his ears are a little red.

anyways ciao just send me your address later or some shit like that if youre making food

man youre so cute sometimes-

i mean gay

youre so gay bro what-

sure shortie as if im a bottom bitch enough to do that

and with the way youre actin around me id say you are one

yo chill

too early for you to say youre gonna blow my dick off

s tier outfit

>He tilted his shades down just enough to meet Sal’s eye, smirk tugging at his mouth.

but hey if paperwork and gadgets are your kink ill humor it

just dont expect me to rock a fake mustache or some bargain-bin trench coat

yeah see heres the thing ive already dealt with trolls

dont exactly need to play dress-up and do this gay mask shit just to walk around

if alternia wants a piece of me they can line up

> He eyed Sal’s raised brow.

yeah travelers the word no yelp reviews no directions just vibes

so whats the starter kit here mask and trench coat or you got the deluxe brooding backstory package?

> Dave took another sip, unbothered.

auto shop huh? i was betting on mafia hideout-slash-time criminal safehouse but sure tire rotations work too-

any moment now and you might just see this guy asking for his cheese

and youre saying youre cooking for us? you sure youre on gordon ramsay kinds of levels because dawg youre sounding like you aint got that skills

not that ive tasted your food yet

maybe i might reconsider if it taste awesome

gotta wait for that strider food critique review yknow

> With a sudden pop like reality sneezed, Dave just appeared, apple juice carton in hand, shades gleaming under the lights.

> He looked around, slurped once, then went.

yo wtf… am I in some sorta mafia hideout?

bro

is it gonna be beans on a burger type shit

//🙂