historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
theonion.com/earth-e...
theonion.com/earth-e...
>pulls trigger
>*click*
>magazine falls out of gun, scattering cartridges across the floor
>upper receiver flies off under spring tension like a nerf dart
>pants fall down, settle around ankles
>"I am now ready to begin negotiations"
>pulls trigger
>*click*
>magazine falls out of gun, scattering cartridges across the floor
>upper receiver flies off under spring tension like a nerf dart
>pants fall down, settle around ankles
>"I am now ready to begin negotiations"