Nickelback STAN
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Nickelback STAN
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The world may seem full of pain and anguish, but there is good and hope as well. These things must be fought for. Do not despair, for even the smallest acts of honor are a light in the darkness. Join me as we bring these flames together, and watch as even the deepest shadows are pushed back.
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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this is the last ranma post of 2025
a cartoon character with red hair and blue eyes is making a funny face
Alt: a VERY long happy ranma opening and closing her mouth
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December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I’ll post MORE
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you see me liking/reposting a bunch of your stuff all in a row, it is because you post too much, and you are my entire feed.
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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WAIT CHAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET OUT OF THE FACTORY
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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pro tip dont stay up until 5am especially without any good reason
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What is your completely unreasonable pet-peeve that just makes you go insane?
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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update: I used the kazoo
Almost picked up and used a kazoo while flirting and I had to suppress the dark instinct
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Almost picked up and used a kazoo while flirting and I had to suppress the dark instinct
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Hooter's is just an American maid cafe
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Me: *Winding my paracord in a TACTICAL QUICK RELEASE DOUGHNUT SPOOL thinking
"why does this method seem so familiar...?"
*Looks down at my hands.

"oh. This is a giant crochet scrunchie."
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My fucking insurance is making me want to fucking scream.
Part: 11995678 B.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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ALso you should have worked retail for at least a month
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Hip hop artist called Yung Adult
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Ranked competitive breast growth
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Undercover assignment
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Sleeper agent activation phrase
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's weather like this that makes me think of that kind, rich, older man who gave me his umbrella years ago when my family and I were waiting to be let into a theater (none of us thought to bring an umbrella) and it was FREEZING and wet in New York.
Thank you, old man.
I hope you are doing well.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Lovecraftian horror titted up with big unnaturals
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Me fr fr
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Gender can be whatever I will it
a cartoon character is holding a star in their hand
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a star in their hand
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December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Robyntism feels acturate

Robyntussum is my off-brand robitussin, full of pickles and psilocybin

I only let my wife sees my Robyntussy
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The sunrise is upon me now, i must away to make chicken tikka masala for breakfast dinner— breakdinner
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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People say "magical girls" as if not all girls are magical
girls are magic btw
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Squeegee boards

When spirits clean windows and windshields from beyond the grave
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Neravar, the Emperor was absolutely on the island. I didn’t stay long as I enjoy mature Dunmer babes with long backside. But I saw him Nevarar, I’ve never seen a man do so much skooma out of another man’s asshole. You should’ve seen it Neravar, it was one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM