If you showed me this picture without telling me what it is, I would 1000% think that this is Nevada

I’ll post MORE

💯

Aggressively sub-skeeting
@realsquiddays.bsky.social

Random lady at grocery store out of NOWHERE:
"You're so brave! There is no way I would be able to show my face in public if I were like you… I don't know how I would go on..."
[proceeds to cry while digging nails into my shoulder] "I just couldn't... you're an inspiration!"

Me: "yup. Thanks."

Same cup; different cup size

OMG! @magus-robyn.bsky.social
Remember the Kazoo my mom gave you??? 😂

What can I say??
My bitch belongs in the kitchen.

My sister got a split tongue, it doesn't actually affect your speech (if done professionally and correctly). I can provide more info about it if you are interested!

REAL.

ALso you should have worked retail for at least a month

Please. I'm just trying to watch my show.