dB Cooper
@coolerpseudonym.bsky.social
“And so goes he forth: a clamless shell, as it were—a man of straw—a house untenanted—a futile, motile void."
- George Herriman
Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎
Mastodon: @CoolerPseudonym@wandering.shop
- George Herriman
Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎
Mastodon: @CoolerPseudonym@wandering.shop
Split billing on annual wellness visits should be illegal
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Split billing on annual wellness visits should be illegal
I didn’t even know seabirds ate sausages until I took a tern for the wurst
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I didn’t even know seabirds ate sausages until I took a tern for the wurst
“By entering this site you consent to…”
The only people for whom this is an acceptable definition of consent are lawyers and vampires. Morally, it’s nonsense
The only people for whom this is an acceptable definition of consent are lawyers and vampires. Morally, it’s nonsense
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“By entering this site you consent to…”
The only people for whom this is an acceptable definition of consent are lawyers and vampires. Morally, it’s nonsense
The only people for whom this is an acceptable definition of consent are lawyers and vampires. Morally, it’s nonsense
It’s “the MLS Cup”, not “MLS Cup”. Even though it’s “MLS”, not “the MLS”.
I have supplies, weapons, and unshakable certainty; I am prepared to die on this hill
#MLS
I have supplies, weapons, and unshakable certainty; I am prepared to die on this hill
#MLS
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It’s “the MLS Cup”, not “MLS Cup”. Even though it’s “MLS”, not “the MLS”.
I have supplies, weapons, and unshakable certainty; I am prepared to die on this hill
#MLS
I have supplies, weapons, and unshakable certainty; I am prepared to die on this hill
#MLS
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
you have my personal guarantee I will never describe anything as S-Tier.
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
you have my personal guarantee I will never describe anything as S-Tier.
The British think that “door" and “claw" rhyme.
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The British think that “door" and “claw" rhyme.
So either AI ushers in the era of fully automated luxury gay space communism, or it turns the world into a smoking hole of climate change extinction and stupid useless cruft, or - first the one, and then the other
I think I have that right
I think I have that right
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So either AI ushers in the era of fully automated luxury gay space communism, or it turns the world into a smoking hole of climate change extinction and stupid useless cruft, or - first the one, and then the other
I think I have that right
I think I have that right
dB Cooper, the loudest barrel maker
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
dB Cooper, the loudest barrel maker
Where’s my little jar of rosin for that viola I don’t like? My vile viol vial?
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Where’s my little jar of rosin for that viola I don’t like? My vile viol vial?
By the by, bi Bai came by by and by by biplane to say bye bye
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
By the by, bi Bai came by by and by by biplane to say bye bye
The minimalist soil scientist said, “moor is loess”.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The minimalist soil scientist said, “moor is loess”.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The World Cup draw isn’t cringe. It’s excruciating
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The World Cup draw isn’t cringe. It’s excruciating
Look back at your last year's behavior on our platform and feel creeped out about how much we track
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Look back at your last year's behavior on our platform and feel creeped out about how much we track
In the words of the Imperial probe droid on Hoth, "Yakkity boop. Yakkity boop."
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
In the words of the Imperial probe droid on Hoth, "Yakkity boop. Yakkity boop."
the famous 555 IC timer chip and I are the same age! Of course there are many billions of it and only one of me
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
the famous 555 IC timer chip and I are the same age! Of course there are many billions of it and only one of me
I’d like to auto-expire my posts on here
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’d like to auto-expire my posts on here
Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats
i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit
I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory
Reposted by dB Cooper
The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident
Charlie Kirk was one of the worst shits in America and his getting shot in the neck doesn’t change that in the least
September 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Charlie Kirk was one of the worst shits in America and his getting shot in the neck doesn’t change that in the least
I wasn’t radicalized by the internet. I was radicalized by Marx, the way God intended
September 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I wasn’t radicalized by the internet. I was radicalized by Marx, the way God intended