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I just don't get it
February 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Meta is an AI hellscape and the muscle memory to just open those apps is taking years off my life
February 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I would never watch the #Superbowl but I do have to say I’m very disappointed with the lack of breaking news from the game. Such a pity
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The thought “I think you should be skinned alive” comes a little too easily to me
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I’m really tired of the fuck ass billionaires. Canada is even gearing up to fight us, can you blame them though?
February 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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In case you were wondering…
Yes, You Are In Hell
You all died in 2016.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.
January 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I know there’s no such thing as a free lunch, but if one of you dumbasses says “it’s a Roman salute” to my face, you’re getting a knuckle sandwich with some elbow smackaroni. Free of charge :)
#fucktrump #elonmusk
January 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thinking about taking up martial arts for no reason in particular
#gettinready
January 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Last time Trump was president I was stressed the whole time and I can’t live like that again, so this time I’m gonna be deranged
January 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My monkey brain is telling me I have to doom scroll tiktok for the tinglies, but my lizard brain is screeching danger every time I open the app
January 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Feeling like this today…
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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everything is bad
January 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM