Contemplative Jesus
@contemplativejesus.bsky.social
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This is a hilarious stat sheet for a 0-3 loss. When everyone kept saying Liverpool couldn't keep getting away with it we didn't think it was going to mean this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is a hilarious stat sheet for a 0-3 loss. When everyone kept saying Liverpool couldn't keep getting away with it we didn't think it was going to mean this.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social How many copies of this are there out there? Also, you shipped it loose in a padded envelope 🤣.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social How many copies of this are there out there? Also, you shipped it loose in a padded envelope 🤣.
Took the little one to the No Kings in our town.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Took the little one to the No Kings in our town.
Here's my dog.
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Here's my dog.
Here is a photo I took from my seat at the White Sox game yesterday.
September 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Here is a photo I took from my seat at the White Sox game yesterday.
Here are some dudes
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Here are some dudes
How he described himself
August 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How he described himself
Real ones will know the reason the only pic I have from the last time I hung out with Joe is this one I took of the TV at the place we were meeting at.
August 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Real ones will know the reason the only pic I have from the last time I hung out with Joe is this one I took of the TV at the place we were meeting at.
I got you, E.
August 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I got you, E.
Challenge: Post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
August 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Challenge: Post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
@stevenmcinerney.bsky.social
This is the guy people don't want at City?!? These are his stats vs other attacking mid/wingers in the big 5 leagues over the last 365 days. He's a great player.
This is the guy people don't want at City?!? These are his stats vs other attacking mid/wingers in the big 5 leagues over the last 365 days. He's a great player.
August 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@stevenmcinerney.bsky.social
This is the guy people don't want at City?!? These are his stats vs other attacking mid/wingers in the big 5 leagues over the last 365 days. He's a great player.
This is the guy people don't want at City?!? These are his stats vs other attacking mid/wingers in the big 5 leagues over the last 365 days. He's a great player.
@crawf34.bsky.social The mozzarella sticks tweet randomly showed up on one of those stupid paid Facebook pages that randomly spawn on your timeline there. Hopefully you have notifications turned on for here and see this (and please move the posts to here)
July 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@crawf34.bsky.social The mozzarella sticks tweet randomly showed up on one of those stupid paid Facebook pages that randomly spawn on your timeline there. Hopefully you have notifications turned on for here and see this (and please move the posts to here)
Brought my daughter and her friend to the drive in. Dad points through the roof.
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Brought my daughter and her friend to the drive in. Dad points through the roof.
This one right here is probably my favorite Lauryn Hill song. Like, it may change when To Zion, Everything is Everything, or That Thing comes on, but every time this one comes on it hit my soul.
May 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This one right here is probably my favorite Lauryn Hill song. Like, it may change when To Zion, Everything is Everything, or That Thing comes on, but every time this one comes on it hit my soul.
Played a game during lunch and the person I was playing hung a scholar's mate in 8 moves. I don't remember ever really trying to do that mate to anyone in an online game and here I am getting lead into it.
May 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Played a game during lunch and the person I was playing hung a scholar's mate in 8 moves. I don't remember ever really trying to do that mate to anyone in an online game and here I am getting lead into it.
The way the teen keeps me company when the girls are on a fun trip.
May 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The way the teen keeps me company when the girls are on a fun trip.
Joots is hooting and hollering
May 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Joots is hooting and hollering
Back on my ice cream making bullshit.
May 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Back on my ice cream making bullshit.
Boy do I have the furry idiot for you then. She's exclusively about good vibes.
April 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Boy do I have the furry idiot for you then. She's exclusively about good vibes.
They're here today...some of the work requires that they are DIRECTLY in front of me. They can look me in the eyes while doing something I could do myself.
April 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They're here today...some of the work requires that they are DIRECTLY in front of me. They can look me in the eyes while doing something I could do myself.
Here is my sweet dumbass 3 year old Luna. She's boxer/staffy We think. 40 pounds of energy.
March 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Here is my sweet dumbass 3 year old Luna. She's boxer/staffy We think. 40 pounds of energy.
Look, he and I are the same age and I'm not certain I look any less old.
February 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Look, he and I are the same age and I'm not certain I look any less old.
She also talked me into buying the photo they take.
February 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
She also talked me into buying the photo they take.