Contemplative Jesus
@contemplativejesus.bsky.social
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No matter what we claim in public, in private we all know that the only law and the only god is money. If you have enough of it, you don't have to suffer consequences and you don't have to suffer for your ideals, you just foist them on someone else and feel good about the nobility of your intentions
In the middle of what is becoming an annual trip to Zaxby's with my son on black Friday. This place shits all over Cane's.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
In the middle of what is becoming an annual trip to Zaxby's with my son on black Friday. This place shits all over Cane's.
Xavi Simmons after Rice cleared him out and then yelled at him.
a man wearing a white shirt with a black and white pattern
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with a black and white pattern
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November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Xavi Simmons after Rice cleared him out and then yelled at him.
@lmtpod.city How was that not a penalty in the 1st half when Shar put his studs in Foden's shin and foot on a shot attempt? If that happens anywhere else on the field it's a foul and a card (unless the ref forgot his book and that's why he refused to put anyone in it until the 2nd half)
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@lmtpod.city How was that not a penalty in the 1st half when Shar put his studs in Foden's shin and foot on a shot attempt? If that happens anywhere else on the field it's a foul and a card (unless the ref forgot his book and that's why he refused to put anyone in it until the 2nd half)
@jch24.bsky.social Is there room for two Contemplative bsky accounts?
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@jch24.bsky.social Is there room for two Contemplative bsky accounts?
This is a hilarious stat sheet for a 0-3 loss. When everyone kept saying Liverpool couldn't keep getting away with it we didn't think it was going to mean this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is a hilarious stat sheet for a 0-3 loss. When everyone kept saying Liverpool couldn't keep getting away with it we didn't think it was going to mean this.
Unal just made the most Phil Foden turn and scored a great goal from it. Just lovely stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Unal just made the most Phil Foden turn and scored a great goal from it. Just lovely stuff.
I've only been watching since about the 6th minute, but since I turned it on Burnley are cooking Chelsea.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've only been watching since about the 6th minute, but since I turned it on Burnley are cooking Chelsea.
Brown Jr. just told Cinci to get the fuck outta here
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Brown Jr. just told Cinci to get the fuck outta here
What the fucking fuck? Both of those ages are children, full stop. And while we're at it, being into 18 year olds is gross too even if they aren't technically children.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What the fucking fuck? Both of those ages are children, full stop. And while we're at it, being into 18 year olds is gross too even if they aren't technically children.
Played a game of chess where it was one rook and king each and the guy wouldn't take a draw because he wanted to flag for time. I had like 3 minutes left, which was always too much time for that. He forced us to play the fucking 50 moves to force it. I had over 90 seconds left at the end.
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Played a game of chess where it was one rook and king each and the guy wouldn't take a draw because he wanted to flag for time. I had like 3 minutes left, which was always too much time for that. He forced us to play the fucking 50 moves to force it. I had over 90 seconds left at the end.
The funniest thing about Trump's team reducing flight volumes in big markets (because I assume they think they're sticking it to libs) is that it will hurt people that fly from small airports just as much. I flew out of Louisville for years and almost every trip involved a layover in a big airport.
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The funniest thing about Trump's team reducing flight volumes in big markets (because I assume they think they're sticking it to libs) is that it will hurt people that fly from small airports just as much. I flew out of Louisville for years and almost every trip involved a layover in a big airport.
Argued with my aunt on Facebook because she posted some islamophobic shit about NYC forgetting 9/11 by electing a Muslim. She said her God is love and peace and Allah is not because 9/11. I said that her God can't be love and peace because the Crusades.
Either both are true or neither are true
Either both are true or neither are true
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Argued with my aunt on Facebook because she posted some islamophobic shit about NYC forgetting 9/11 by electing a Muslim. She said her God is love and peace and Allah is not because 9/11. I said that her God can't be love and peace because the Crusades.
Either both are true or neither are true
Either both are true or neither are true
Watching CSPAN and @aoc.bsky.social is being interviewed with Not Like Us blaring in the background. The vibes are off the charts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Watching CSPAN and @aoc.bsky.social is being interviewed with Not Like Us blaring in the background. The vibes are off the charts.
If Caley thinks that it's over, then I'll listen.
yeah I've seen enough
quick read is that Zohran should end up a little over 50%
quick read is that Zohran should end up a little over 50%
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Caley thinks that it's over, then I'll listen.
This is incredible.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is incredible.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social How many copies of this are there out there? Also, you shipped it loose in a padded envelope 🤣.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social How many copies of this are there out there? Also, you shipped it loose in a padded envelope 🤣.
They probably asked him to draw a clock
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They probably asked him to draw a clock
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But the President did a straight up quid pro quo to undo a criminal conviction in exchange for a shitload of money. It's as simple as that. It's worse than Watergate, by a lot.
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
But the President did a straight up quid pro quo to undo a criminal conviction in exchange for a shitload of money. It's as simple as that. It's worse than Watergate, by a lot.
That was the right call to give a penalty. It was also the funniest call, so we all win.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That was the right call to give a penalty. It was also the funniest call, so we all win.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social What an awful way to find out Younger Jeezy's actual name.
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social What an awful way to find out Younger Jeezy's actual name.
This is the next town over from me. When he called them broke bitches I ascended back to heaven.
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
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October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is the next town over from me. When he called them broke bitches I ascended back to heaven.
I am all for using data and analytics to make your team better. I also want all the dumb shit that happens in a soccer game to continue to happen because there is a very fine and blurry line between dumb shit and brilliant outcomes.
I've always wondered (and feared) what might happen if everyone started taking set pieces seriously. The first eight weeks of the Premier League season might be giving us a glimpse into the future, where soccer no longer features much, well, soccer: www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Are set plays ruining the Premier League? How throw-ins are boosting Arsenal, but adding boredom
As Premier League teams learn set pieces are a more efficient way to score, open play goals become rarer. Can the game withstand such a shift?
www.espn.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am all for using data and analytics to make your team better. I also want all the dumb shit that happens in a soccer game to continue to happen because there is a very fine and blurry line between dumb shit and brilliant outcomes.
Fully rooting for the Blue Jays here. I have a soft spot for Vladito because his dad is full on, no questions my favorite player of all time.
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fully rooting for the Blue Jays here. I have a soft spot for Vladito because his dad is full on, no questions my favorite player of all time.
That was the funniest result possible
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That was the funniest result possible
I've been wearing contact lenses for 20+ years, but even still I wore them in the wrong eye the entire day yesterday and couldn't figure out why my vision seemed weird.
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I've been wearing contact lenses for 20+ years, but even still I wore them in the wrong eye the entire day yesterday and couldn't figure out why my vision seemed weird.