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@constantlyshan.bsky.social
no YOU'RE crashing out
book writer of BIMBO SUMMIT: A New Musical
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me when a girl or gay guy has a deeply disgusting out of touch offensive costume idea
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
republican makeup final boss
February 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
academy members voting for best actress
January 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
it's nice to know he's still famous somewhere #macklemore #standup #comedy
January 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
it's a good day for this little boy...wonder what happened to him
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
coming to a pants near you
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
it just really bothers me @skylight.social
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this feels even more relevant with the tech oligarchy taking over
January 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
new "you can't arrest me, I'm the Cake Boss" just dropped (it's Sandra Lee in Eataly)
January 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
oh no...they're gonna beat him senselessly looking for information
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
oh also if the 2000s revival really is coming back, y'all are gonna love this musical i'm cowriting about the photo below
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
how i feel cooking something where i just watched a tiktok instead of reading the recipe
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 AM
oh no...they have left out the Secret Guide To HiJacking Airplanes where everyone can see
November 27, 2024 at 7:50 AM
rfk jr in his first briefing
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
inflation has gotten SO TERRIBLE during Biden's administration. I got groceries for just two people for one night and it cost me $380. DISGRACE!!!
November 1, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i predicted ariana spongebob this year so who knows which of these will happen
December 31, 2023 at 3:18 PM