commodity queen
@constantlyshan.bsky.social
no YOU'RE crashing out
book writer of BIMBO SUMMIT: A New Musical
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book writer of BIMBO SUMMIT: A New Musical
ny🗽
why is every kids movie just zootopia now
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
why is every kids movie just zootopia now
it cannot be enjoyable to be beta blocked out of your gourd all the time
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
it cannot be enjoyable to be beta blocked out of your gourd all the time
i hate that politics is just draftkings now, like this week we have parlays on israel and argentina
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i hate that politics is just draftkings now, like this week we have parlays on israel and argentina
if i had no feminist goals i bet i would make the fuck out of some buffalo chicken dip on sundays and offer more blowjobs
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
if i had no feminist goals i bet i would make the fuck out of some buffalo chicken dip on sundays and offer more blowjobs
my new year's resolution is going to be "get attention"
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
my new year's resolution is going to be "get attention"
christmas wish list:
- complete overhaul of my winter skin care system
- psychic visit
- at least one (1) state pass universal healthcare by end of 2026
- house plant
- $50,000
- complete overhaul of my winter skin care system
- psychic visit
- at least one (1) state pass universal healthcare by end of 2026
- house plant
- $50,000
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
christmas wish list:
- complete overhaul of my winter skin care system
- psychic visit
- at least one (1) state pass universal healthcare by end of 2026
- house plant
- $50,000
- complete overhaul of my winter skin care system
- psychic visit
- at least one (1) state pass universal healthcare by end of 2026
- house plant
- $50,000
asking someone "are you a glinda or are you an elphaba?" is just asking "are you a girlie girl🌸🎀👛🦩🐷🩰? or are you an enemy of the state?⚠️☣️🧨🗡️⚰️💣🩸☠️"
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
asking someone "are you a glinda or are you an elphaba?" is just asking "are you a girlie girl🌸🎀👛🦩🐷🩰? or are you an enemy of the state?⚠️☣️🧨🗡️⚰️💣🩸☠️"
today is one of those days when you're like, i actually don't wanna know if my parents are informed about the biggest news
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
today is one of those days when you're like, i actually don't wanna know if my parents are informed about the biggest news
Nancy Mace, hold your ground on the Epstein files and you'll be reincarnated as a real girl
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nancy Mace, hold your ground on the Epstein files and you'll be reincarnated as a real girl
the craziest part about the president raping little girls is that i still have to go to work knowing that information
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the craziest part about the president raping little girls is that i still have to go to work knowing that information
I feel like I may never feel again what this campaign made me feel. I hope I'm wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I feel like I may never feel again what this campaign made me feel. I hope I'm wrong.
Lex is legitimately one of the best leaders in impactful journalism of our generation. This is so disheartening.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Lex is legitimately one of the best leaders in impactful journalism of our generation. This is so disheartening.
me when a girl or gay guy has a deeply disgusting out of touch offensive costume idea
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
me when a girl or gay guy has a deeply disgusting out of touch offensive costume idea
Would y’all believe, that the NY bill to establish universal healthcare was passed in the assembly and has been in the state senate health committee for 10 months despite democrats having 40 out of 63 seats ?????
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Would y’all believe, that the NY bill to establish universal healthcare was passed in the assembly and has been in the state senate health committee for 10 months despite democrats having 40 out of 63 seats ?????
got snaps, buttons, zipper, and a belt, call that dual authenticating my pants
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
got snaps, buttons, zipper, and a belt, call that dual authenticating my pants
i love how halloween movies are everything paranormal, everything psychological, everything downright ooky spooky, and also anything vaguely gay
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i love how halloween movies are everything paranormal, everything psychological, everything downright ooky spooky, and also anything vaguely gay
when i see andrew schulz i get so scared bc that's evil matteo lane
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
when i see andrew schulz i get so scared bc that's evil matteo lane
You can tell who is winning the rhetoric war based on who is originating ideas and who is responding. During the initial release of MAGA, libs tried Making America Smart Again, Gay Again, Kind Again...all working within Trump's rhetoric. Clearly losing. But now,
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You can tell who is winning the rhetoric war based on who is originating ideas and who is responding. During the initial release of MAGA, libs tried Making America Smart Again, Gay Again, Kind Again...all working within Trump's rhetoric. Clearly losing. But now,
fall needs to have at least 6 more weeks what do you mean I need to celebrate the birthday of everyone alive and also buy thoughtful christmas gifts while being full of creative whimsy
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
fall needs to have at least 6 more weeks what do you mean I need to celebrate the birthday of everyone alive and also buy thoughtful christmas gifts while being full of creative whimsy
cold press juicing and watching real housewives of salt lake city, call that feeding the body, rotting the mind
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
cold press juicing and watching real housewives of salt lake city, call that feeding the body, rotting the mind
they're already claiming that a leftist did it. why? did charlie do anything to make leftists and their communities hate him?
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
they're already claiming that a leftist did it. why? did charlie do anything to make leftists and their communities hate him?
I'm so sick of this work shit i came to new york to be goofy
June 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm so sick of this work shit i came to new york to be goofy
WAR IS OVER
both Azealia Banks and Grimes endorsed Vivian’s Teen Vogue cover. the prophecy is complete, my work here is done, etc
March 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
WAR IS OVER
i knew i loved a bad boy when i first heard about peter rabbit.
March 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i knew i loved a bad boy when i first heard about peter rabbit.
some of the most bushwick behavior is actually happening in bedstuy
March 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
some of the most bushwick behavior is actually happening in bedstuy