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book writer of BIMBO SUMMIT: A New Musical
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MAYOR MAMDANI, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOU MUST CONDEMN THE UPPER EAST SIDE AMC THEATRE
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Any lgbtq+ organization that does not turn the rest of the entire year into avenging Renee Nicole Good's death and honoring her life through work that dismantles the horrors of this regime is not worth their salt or another single cent from their benefactors.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if someone desires so badly for every movie scene to be improvised, and every actor to be "not even acting here," i suggest they try living a life of their own
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
when i wake up, the first thing i want to do is monetize and increase my inventory💕
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
culture is bottom-up and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
God have mercy on us for exploiting the riches of the Americas and killing innocent people, for the US's greedy greedy paws.

I sincerely hope that all of us have the courage to keep our morals steady while power attempts to manipulate what we see.
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
it is criminal that the holdovers is not on every single streaming service. it should be running on the side of every city hall this week.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
they got a na'vi that looks like bella hadid y'all
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
smoking that sh*t that made marty supreme
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
brb i'm sending the president three ghosts because i sent him the spirit of roy cohn and he didn't do shit
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
we truly are back to pre-reformation times because there are so many christians who are functionally illiterate
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
girl version of "he got that dog in him" is "she got that bob in her"
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
you think all humans are the same and then you watch free solo and you're like, ok i think alex honnold could get one of my legs and use it much better than me
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
fellow peasants!!! i have a code for listeners of my daily town crying!!! 30 percent off of bread at the marketplace this week, use code DAILYBREAD at the peddling counter.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i was there 3000 years ago, i remember when they promised minnesota to the somalis. we passed around caribou coffee when the manifesto was signed, it was beautiful.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
omg we're gonna get ozempic for cats before GTA 6*

*universal healthcare
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the concept of me wanting to be pregnant but only when i get wine drunk

*insert cynthia erivo tapping on her beautiful head*
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
why is every kids movie just zootopia now
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
it cannot be enjoyable to be beta blocked out of your gourd all the time
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i hate that politics is just draftkings now, like this week we have parlays on israel and argentina
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if i had no feminist goals i bet i would make the fuck out of some buffalo chicken dip on sundays and offer more blowjobs
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
my new year's resolution is going to be "get attention"
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
christmas wish list:
- complete overhaul of my winter skin care system
- psychic visit
- at least one (1) state pass universal healthcare by end of 2026
- house plant
- $50,000
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
asking someone "are you a glinda or are you an elphaba?" is just asking "are you a girlie girl🌸🎀👛🦩🐷🩰? or are you an enemy of the state?⚠️☣️🧨🗡️⚰️💣🩸☠️"
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
today is one of those days when you're like, i actually don't wanna know if my parents are informed about the biggest news
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM