Not Matt (she/her)
@conspiracy-matt.bsky.social
Artist, Muse fan, music lover, cat mom, Proud Minnesotan, Aroace, autistic, celiac, CVID.
This dog that’s spending the night with me is just as lazy as a cat I swear. Obviously Simon has no worries here.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This dog that’s spending the night with me is just as lazy as a cat I swear. Obviously Simon has no worries here.
Look at those peets!
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Look at those peets!
This last month has been a bit turbulent for me, but I got this paint by number on Etsy and I colored it digitally and it took me like a week but look at it it’s so pretty!
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This last month has been a bit turbulent for me, but I got this paint by number on Etsy and I colored it digitally and it took me like a week but look at it it’s so pretty!
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There's a new ai cartoon style going around but with political cartoons, so if you see someone posting stuff in this style BLOCK THEM
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There's a new ai cartoon style going around but with political cartoons, so if you see someone posting stuff in this style BLOCK THEM
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My brother Dante makes amazing art and could really use some support in these crazy times. Even a little helps a lot to support a queer artist 💚
Howdy, this is important. I'm trying to collect funds for taxes in January--so, I am on limited time--after so many setbacks this year from moving, to medical bills + car repairs. I wasn't able to make my last quarterly payment.
If even 500 people donated $5 each, I'd more than reach my goal (2/2)
If even 500 people donated $5 each, I'd more than reach my goal (2/2)
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My brother Dante makes amazing art and could really use some support in these crazy times. Even a little helps a lot to support a queer artist 💚
It’s Bobbi’s gotcha day so here’s me and her on adoption day 11 years ago.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s Bobbi’s gotcha day so here’s me and her on adoption day 11 years ago.
I am free from the hospital in about…. Four drops of my IVIG IV. Not bad for getting an hour later start than usual.
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I am free from the hospital in about…. Four drops of my IVIG IV. Not bad for getting an hour later start than usual.
It should be illegal to be outside in these temperatures today.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It should be illegal to be outside in these temperatures today.
I have places I need to be but this is my lap situation right now and I’m going to have to disturb them.
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have places I need to be but this is my lap situation right now and I’m going to have to disturb them.
My boy is helping provide needed comforts for friends in need. He’s doing a good job.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My boy is helping provide needed comforts for friends in need. He’s doing a good job.
! This morning I checked my little kitty warm house and the food I had in there was all gone! So here’s hoping a kitty found it and now knows they can come back for warmth in the bitter cold. Otherwise I guess I warmed some possums idk.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
! This morning I checked my little kitty warm house and the food I had in there was all gone! So here’s hoping a kitty found it and now knows they can come back for warmth in the bitter cold. Otherwise I guess I warmed some possums idk.
Cloud cult genuinely excels in their soundscapes for me. Lyrically they’re kinda cheesy for me I feel like I’m at summer camp when we start singing. But yeah. I get lost in the sound scapes they create.
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cloud cult genuinely excels in their soundscapes for me. Lyrically they’re kinda cheesy for me I feel like I’m at summer camp when we start singing. But yeah. I get lost in the sound scapes they create.
He loves to lay with his nose in the crook of my knee.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
He loves to lay with his nose in the crook of my knee.
Can not believe I got Rick rolled in my own dream
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Can not believe I got Rick rolled in my own dream
Every night for the past week I have had to have only one cat in my room with me instead of letting them both be in the room because Simon thinks bed time is torture Bobbi forever time and I can’t let him.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Every night for the past week I have had to have only one cat in my room with me instead of letting them both be in the room because Simon thinks bed time is torture Bobbi forever time and I can’t let him.
He’s the cutest and ugliest cat at the same time.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He’s the cutest and ugliest cat at the same time.
I’m trying to avoid this golden song bc it gets stuck in my head but here I am at the dentist and being assaulted and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head for a week save me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m trying to avoid this golden song bc it gets stuck in my head but here I am at the dentist and being assaulted and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head for a week save me.
My son gets such extreme cases of the zoomies. He’s truly been on something the last few days.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My son gets such extreme cases of the zoomies. He’s truly been on something the last few days.
I feel so proud that my Alma Mater discovered this super rare and huge dinosaur fossil y’all do not even know.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I feel so proud that my Alma Mater discovered this super rare and huge dinosaur fossil y’all do not even know.
Blissing out on head scritches whilst politely folding his paws in front of himself.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Blissing out on head scritches whilst politely folding his paws in front of himself.
/roars/ look at this cutie patootie
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
/roars/ look at this cutie patootie
I had the oven going for some pizza and every time I’ve walked into the kitchen a different cat has been basking on top of the stove.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I had the oven going for some pizza and every time I’ve walked into the kitchen a different cat has been basking on top of the stove.
My brother is engaged again yayy
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My brother is engaged again yayy
My entire feed is Tesla and Tofu lmaoo thanks @krisko.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My entire feed is Tesla and Tofu lmaoo thanks @krisko.bsky.social
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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