Not Matt (she/her)
@conspiracy-matt.bsky.social
Artist, Muse fan, music lover, cat mom, Proud Minnesotan, Aroace, autistic, celiac, CVID.
This dog that’s spending the night with me is just as lazy as a cat I swear. Obviously Simon has no worries here.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This dog that’s spending the night with me is just as lazy as a cat I swear. Obviously Simon has no worries here.
Look at those peets!
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Look at those peets!
This last month has been a bit turbulent for me, but I got this paint by number on Etsy and I colored it digitally and it took me like a week but look at it it’s so pretty!
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This last month has been a bit turbulent for me, but I got this paint by number on Etsy and I colored it digitally and it took me like a week but look at it it’s so pretty!
It’s Bobbi’s gotcha day so here’s me and her on adoption day 11 years ago.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s Bobbi’s gotcha day so here’s me and her on adoption day 11 years ago.
I have places I need to be but this is my lap situation right now and I’m going to have to disturb them.
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have places I need to be but this is my lap situation right now and I’m going to have to disturb them.
You build Lego beetles. I color beetle color by numbers
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You build Lego beetles. I color beetle color by numbers
He loves to lay with his nose in the crook of my knee.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
He loves to lay with his nose in the crook of my knee.
But then sometimes he’s
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
But then sometimes he’s
Sometimes he gives
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes he gives
He’s the cutest and ugliest cat at the same time.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He’s the cutest and ugliest cat at the same time.
Blissing out on head scritches whilst politely folding his paws in front of himself.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Blissing out on head scritches whilst politely folding his paws in front of himself.
/roars/ look at this cutie patootie
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
/roars/ look at this cutie patootie
Oh to be cats. Napping in the sun without a worry or care in the world. Can I be u
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh to be cats. Napping in the sun without a worry or care in the world. Can I be u
Simon says good morning
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Simon says good morning
Simon as a little Bebe
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Simon as a little Bebe
That feel when you get a pet that goes all the way down your back.
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That feel when you get a pet that goes all the way down your back.
Caption this
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Caption this
He got his distemper shot yesterday and isn’t feeling the best from it today.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
He got his distemper shot yesterday and isn’t feeling the best from it today.
Cuddling between these two will never be a reality but at least they can peacefully share the sunny spot on the bed.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Cuddling between these two will never be a reality but at least they can peacefully share the sunny spot on the bed.
I need this mug
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I need this mug
I can not with her using her food dish as a pillow
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can not with her using her food dish as a pillow
This is how Simon helps my headaches. It really helps
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is how Simon helps my headaches. It really helps
I have to get up and do a task but this is just so nice for me right now and I do not want to. But I have to go Outside in the Cold and walk a dog.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have to get up and do a task but this is just so nice for me right now and I do not want to. But I have to go Outside in the Cold and walk a dog.
It’s been a WILD last few days over here. But at least Simon is extremely cute
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s been a WILD last few days over here. But at least Simon is extremely cute