ConradTM
@conradtm.bsky.social
I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL
IT'S MY FUNCTION
IT'S MY FUNCTION
"Now hold on... situation room? I didn't mention that."
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Now hold on... situation room? I didn't mention that."
Aside: what the hell does "likely" mean here? Is this news or a gossip column, what the fuck is the point of reporting like this?
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Aside: what the hell does "likely" mean here? Is this news or a gossip column, what the fuck is the point of reporting like this?
Everyone's invented their own personal Grima Wormtongue to get annoyed on their behalf when they are made to see bad things. Or at least they've found one to retweet.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everyone's invented their own personal Grima Wormtongue to get annoyed on their behalf when they are made to see bad things. Or at least they've found one to retweet.
"We could inquire with the Duke of Whatevershire, I hear he's quite keen on the position."
*Disapproving* "I've no doubt, he's been QUITE forward in our discussions even WITHOUT the position. I shudder to think what opinions we HAVEN'T heard."
*Disapproving* "I've no doubt, he's been QUITE forward in our discussions even WITHOUT the position. I shudder to think what opinions we HAVEN'T heard."
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"We could inquire with the Duke of Whatevershire, I hear he's quite keen on the position."
*Disapproving* "I've no doubt, he's been QUITE forward in our discussions even WITHOUT the position. I shudder to think what opinions we HAVEN'T heard."
*Disapproving* "I've no doubt, he's been QUITE forward in our discussions even WITHOUT the position. I shudder to think what opinions we HAVEN'T heard."
Like you see someone in an elected position and think "why would they do this to THEIR people" and it makes WAY more sense if you picture this guy saying "oh well, nothing for it, I suppose we'll all have to tighten our belts" while his staff brings his breakfast.
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Like you see someone in an elected position and think "why would they do this to THEIR people" and it makes WAY more sense if you picture this guy saying "oh well, nothing for it, I suppose we'll all have to tighten our belts" while his staff brings his breakfast.
The world after I educate neurotypicality into extinction
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The world after I educate neurotypicality into extinction
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October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I was speaking metaphorically I didn't think pants were ACTUALLY being pissed here
![Skeet from user ConradTM. [Joke in response to OP] Steaks don't need to go beyond medium rare, I'd say that's as baked as it needs to be.
[Meat of the post]
If you're too scared to think, you let out the id reflexively. What makes a reactionary is a cowardice so unfathomable it rules literally every interaction. We're beholden to the most pissed pants in history.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:34ks4rlpp2ry27e3z7rhravf/bafkreiegaztxqwrwzsukh2zap76bduqf5bq3yyedt2nhwh2ucgc2mer4re@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was speaking metaphorically I didn't think pants were ACTUALLY being pissed here
The reigning champion
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The reigning champion
Nooo Skwisgaar you can'ts do thats, you gonna gets the cops on our asses. Hows you gonna puts the game on the Nintendo when you can'ts build computer?
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nooo Skwisgaar you can'ts do thats, you gonna gets the cops on our asses. Hows you gonna puts the game on the Nintendo when you can'ts build computer?
Sometimes I come across Manga panels that scream to me "this was someone's spiritual awakening"
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sometimes I come across Manga panels that scream to me "this was someone's spiritual awakening"
Oof, not looking good
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oof, not looking good
I'm afraid I didn't see any nazi tattoos in this document nor did I see mention of "nazis" nor did I see anything structural that would cause someone with (for example) a totenkopf to deterministically be written up by the commanding officer of a war machine. Relevant text included.
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm afraid I didn't see any nazi tattoos in this document nor did I see mention of "nazis" nor did I see anything structural that would cause someone with (for example) a totenkopf to deterministically be written up by the commanding officer of a war machine. Relevant text included.
They want to hog the shortcuts to themselves almost got banned after they caught me here popping over to a local market in Borneo
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They want to hog the shortcuts to themselves almost got banned after they caught me here popping over to a local market in Borneo
NT person: "LLMs can't form ideas or build on abstract concepts, it's all just related words! They'll confidently respond with gibberish when they don't know what you're saying. How do you interact with something like that?!"
Autistic person:
Autistic person:
October 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
NT person: "LLMs can't form ideas or build on abstract concepts, it's all just related words! They'll confidently respond with gibberish when they don't know what you're saying. How do you interact with something like that?!"
Autistic person:
Autistic person:
Was thinking to myself what goofy ass drink they would get from Starbucks to match "orange mocha Frappuccinos" and tbh I'm starting to believe on prophecy.
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Was thinking to myself what goofy ass drink they would get from Starbucks to match "orange mocha Frappuccinos" and tbh I'm starting to believe on prophecy.
"Hey it's SO OVER for REAL women here's a FAKE hottie that will NEVER have any personality or agency of her OWN! So good she DON'T EVEN EXIST!"
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Hey it's SO OVER for REAL women here's a FAKE hottie that will NEVER have any personality or agency of her OWN! So good she DON'T EVEN EXIST!"
Gonna load up one of these bad boys and invert myself for an hour so that I may outshine God himself, brb
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Gonna load up one of these bad boys and invert myself for an hour so that I may outshine God himself, brb
It was a slow work week but I still need to get the fuck offline lmao.
September 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It was a slow work week but I still need to get the fuck offline lmao.
