Conrad Shiner
@conradshiner.bsky.social
They remain one of the more noteworthy celebrity couples in Pittsburgh.
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
They remain one of the more noteworthy celebrity couples in Pittsburgh.
“They know me here guys, it’s fine”
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“They know me here guys, it’s fine”
“Doctor O’Neil… you’re needed in surgery. Paging Doctor O’Neil”
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“Doctor O’Neil… you’re needed in surgery. Paging Doctor O’Neil”
Get me eyes on John Mayer, stat.
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Get me eyes on John Mayer, stat.
I’d approach three-dollar chicken like I would getting LASIK from one of those places whose price is just a tad, suspiciously low.
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I’d approach three-dollar chicken like I would getting LASIK from one of those places whose price is just a tad, suspiciously low.
“Man he really seems to be piling a bunch of moss in that one corner …”
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“Man he really seems to be piling a bunch of moss in that one corner …”
Separately, I just kind of loved picturing how cute it would be if a little turtle had a cute little turtle-sized nuclear arsenal, like he just speedran turtle Civilization in his terrarium.
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Separately, I just kind of loved picturing how cute it would be if a little turtle had a cute little turtle-sized nuclear arsenal, like he just speedran turtle Civilization in his terrarium.
Evil Morty vibes
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Evil Morty vibes
Thoughts and prayers
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Thoughts and prayers
Fucken Alaska-lookin head silhouette mfer
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Fucken Alaska-lookin head silhouette mfer
Hell yeah you know los bros go hard af
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Hell yeah you know los bros go hard af
you know they wanna bust out some eye black so bad
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
you know they wanna bust out some eye black so bad
My favorite "nobody actually knows" item is if he seriously floats selectively defaulting on treasuries.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
My favorite "nobody actually knows" item is if he seriously floats selectively defaulting on treasuries.
The "horse in the hospital" days are so freaking quaint right about now
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The "horse in the hospital" days are so freaking quaint right about now
McSweeney's nailed it pretty well here: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
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www.mcsweeneys.net
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
McSweeney's nailed it pretty well here: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Good newsletter, bro. First time, first timer here.
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Good newsletter, bro. First time, first timer here.
“The gun was discharged and opinions were had”
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
“The gun was discharged and opinions were had”