“Today we lay rest to … Mister Dilbert.. an, uhh.. real hero, Dilbert, with the tie and *looks out window* know that we are looking to do more Catbert, more Catbert and many other Berts, many others are still … going strong… but not Ratbert, we don’t like Ratbert, are looking at him very closely…”

Aikman just called losing in the first round “demortalizing”.

Steelers.

Repeat x 100

One of my favorite type of self-owns. Gentlemen, for what it’s worth, I completely believe you when you say you’re scared to walk in Seattle.

Unit

*Sees nicest house ever that I could never afford*

Yeah, I guess I could make that work.

Getting tackled would legit suck ngl

I bet Mike Vrabel has really cool politics.

As an aging man who developed this opinion solidly into adulthood I will never not abandon the “they never call false start on early drops into pass protection anymore” take.

SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM

44 yards an officially cursed field goal distance.

Love how folks can simultaneously be avid bootlickers while being anti-government because they may “take our guns”. Bitch, these ARE the same people who would take your guns. You think they’re gonna send the Department of the Interior?

So great to have been on the right side of history when thinking that the Boston Massacre was rad and lit, actually.