Conrad Shiner
conradshiner.bsky.social
Conrad Shiner
@conradshiner.bsky.social
What do we want? REIGNING ICE IN!!

when do we want it? AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME AFTER A THOROUGH AND SOBER INVESTIGATION OF PROPER PROCEDURE, PROTOCOL AND LEGAL PRECEDENT
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
This guy is thankful for these questions!
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
yet another swish from ireland
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Makes Biden's "more than two!" thoughtful and eloquent by comparison.
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Headine in News of the Future: "Some Fool Got His New Glasses Slapped the Fuck Off His Face Today"
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I was walking in midtown NYC and the street was blocked off for filming a TV and I was like oh cool, maybe it's something interesting and I looked a the posted flyer and it was Blue Bloods and i was like jesus christ
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
gonna actually read the piece now too haha
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Are finally we at a point to reframe the entire paradigm of immigration as a "bad" thing to begin with? Dems have taken that as a de facto truth for some time (like, how do we "deal with" the border). Stock market aside (we know that "vibes" matter more), deportation is terrible for the economy.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Glad they finally got that one bad apple.

Wait... I'm hearing reports... there may be others.
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
SEE A FIRE NEEDS THREE THINGS LADIES, HEAT, OXYGEN AND FUEL. OK SO WHEN YOU ADD AN ACCELERANT....
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Oh bro there’s an entire Chapo episode just about this one piece. He’s deranged.
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Never thought someone would ask Kash to hold their beer quite like Noem but here we are
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Some cashier with an "ethnic name" was mean to him once and now the world must suffer. What a pathetic, irredeemable human.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Sorry to have missed it!
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
oh crap I'm so sorry if i ruined it for you. legit sorry. Yeah she was amazing. By divorced guy i meant the new season. but yes there's been... one or two
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
yeah good call. I love the granola women. One season this one woman made a nice chair for herself as her first task. I was like omg you need to be doing shelter, food etc but she felt it important to have a place to sit and look at the water and feel like a person. She ended up like third overall.
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
the one guy talking about his divorce a lot.. like yeah...
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ok this is more like a Gilmore Girls vibe. All kinds of central town square with folks on a weekday walkin around who all know each other (do they have jobs???) and some lady is well known to be the apple pie champion 4 years running and has like another lady or a young gay guy as her baking rival
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Same borough yet... so far apart, spiritually.
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
And gym shorts. All. Damn. Year.
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I feel like shit woulda started to go even more sideways if bro had another 60 seconds
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
lol straight living in an Andy Capp comic or some shit
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Sweaters crisp
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Man they wuthered the heck outta those freakin heights man
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Hoo boy a tad dusty, that
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM