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Happy Festivus Folks!!
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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Punctuation Matters:

Let's eat grandmas ass

lets eat grandmas, ass

let's eat grandmas ass
December 3, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Oh no. I’m having another round of City Pop hyper fixation.
December 3, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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I'm an INTUITIVE eater. I do not TRACK my food I LISTEN to my body. My BODY wants me to eat a FULL BAG of chocolate chips every day. I am VERY sick ALL the time
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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5 days to WaT's release! (Let the countdown begin!)

Guests: Adolin & Yanagawn (For the Azir plotline!)

#StormlightArchive #WindAndTruth #Cosmere
December 2, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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The Three Stages of Life:

1. Olives are disgusting.

2. I don’t mind olives.

3. I must inhale all of the olives.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Sorry for the canned joke.
Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Ain't Right (2022)
A comic strip I drew in 2022 on thanksgiving that I am posting again rather than posting anything new. Hank Hill stands in a room. It is unclear where exactly, as there’s no background other than a checkerboard floor, saying “Dang it Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.” Bobby’s face emerges from Hank’s forehead and says “I’m right here dad. I’ve cast aside the chains of my body, dad.” Hank looks distraught, and entreats “you get out of my head right now, Bobby.” Bobby replies “I’m not in your head, dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me, dad!” Hank says “If I am you and you are the universe then the universe ain’t right. I ain’t right… I am wrong. Dang it Bobby.”
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM