Conner!
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Conner!
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Re: the state of Baylor football: my junior and senior fall semesters, 2015 and 2016, I was the guy who was in the stand at the 50 yard line with the job of keeping the Baylor Line hyped up. I was a captive audience for maybe the most depressing moment in the history of the program.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s possible that with enough direct exposure to Zohran, we could turn Trump into Huey Long
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This week we started a kitchen renovation, my grandma tried to die while the rest of the family was out of town, and the product I am responsible for at work has tried to kill itself three times before counting the Cloudflare outage.

I am so tired.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My grandparents had this in their RV, it absolutely banged, and I fully memory holed it until just now
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just got a 1 p.m. bagel sandwich and it was divine
Keep in mind there is no law saying bagels are only for the morning. If you want a 9PM bagel, that’s fine. You can just do that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Conner!
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It was over for Mack Rhoades when he started looking like a cop who just got fired from the last department in Florida that would hire him
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
TreVeyon Henderson gang we are back
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s the first properly chilly evening of the year here in East Tennessee, which means it’s time for an annual tradition: making a fire and modding Stardew Valley until it’s an unrecognizable mess
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Make Jonathan Taylor MVP you cowards
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Colts and Seahawks both noticing they’re in a tiny little unlikely Super Bowl window and saying fuck it we ball

Absolutely remarkable management
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
At long last we have gotten Dick out for Harambe
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lady Bears HOOPIN
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A few months ago I got to playtest a card game that a friend was designing and today it went live on Kickstarter and hit its initial goal in 15 minutes. If you like cute stuff, check out Bug Fight

www.kickstarter.com/projects/hed...
Bug Fight | Build a Deck of Bugs and Take the Yard!
Bug Fight is a 2-player lane-battler. Recruit Bugs, build your deck, and capture Areas to win the Backyard!
www.kickstarter.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m hesitant to say “thank god I didn’t buy the $2,000 Samsung smart fridge” because that might trigger my Philips Hue bulbs to start doing ads in Morse code
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Baylor runs a defense based on one guy saying “I’ve got his left!” and the other saying “I’ve got his right!” and realizing a split second too late that the runner doesn’t need to juke if neither attempt to make the tackle
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not news: painted JET PACKS today
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Catching up with The News
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There are certain teams that only have one valid uniform combo and LSU is one of them. The white helmets are unnatural and deviant.
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Brutal year to be a bad NFL team looking at these college quarterbacks
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gonna be on a flight from Houston to a layover in Dallas as Red River kicks off and I cannot wait to see the reactions of my fellow passengers checking their phones as we land
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Saints just picked up an all-time terrible roughing the passer, Christ
October 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My mom gets mad at whatever Jesse Watters tells her to get mad at but didn’t ask a single question when I came home from sixth grade with a copy of Slaughterhouse Five.
This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
October 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ah shit we’re gonna end up in a stalemate with Finland
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Conner!
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM