I always think about “there are snacks at traders joes that only women can see”
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I always think about “there are snacks at traders joes that only women can see”
Lol that the big time tv executive hasn’t folded to censorship is David Zaslov
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Lol that the big time tv executive hasn’t folded to censorship is David Zaslov
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There’s something wild and funny to the fact that former host of The Man Show is being unconstitutionally censored by the President
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There’s something wild and funny to the fact that former host of The Man Show is being unconstitutionally censored by the President
@pftompkins.bsky.social I was getting some late night eats and I thought you’d might enjoy
“Pizza and a Taco I know, I know, it’s serious”
“Pizza and a Taco I know, I know, it’s serious”
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social I was getting some late night eats and I thought you’d might enjoy
“Pizza and a Taco I know, I know, it’s serious”
“Pizza and a Taco I know, I know, it’s serious”
Turkey vs Germany Eurobasket Final is the most Turkish an event can be
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Turkey vs Germany Eurobasket Final is the most Turkish an event can be
Apparently someone died? I wouldn’t know anything about that, I was too busy never forgetting
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Apparently someone died? I wouldn’t know anything about that, I was too busy never forgetting
I hate the omny card, it makes the Subway feel like a hotel
August 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hate the omny card, it makes the Subway feel like a hotel
In the REI right now holding a giant bag from Clark’s shoes with two empty gallon pickle jars (there’s a third in my backpack)
August 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In the REI right now holding a giant bag from Clark’s shoes with two empty gallon pickle jars (there’s a third in my backpack)
I think the funniest Weird Al’s voice ever gets is on “Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch”
July 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I think the funniest Weird Al’s voice ever gets is on “Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch”
I love Nathan Fielder, he’s the most devious force for good of all time
July 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I love Nathan Fielder, he’s the most devious force for good of all time
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Vaxxed?
Breaking: The Denver Nuggets have fired coach Michael Malone, sources tell Shams Charania.
Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/paubshxwt
Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/paubshxwt
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Vaxxed?
The Dragon With a Girl Tattoo and it’s a tough yakuza guy with a full back tattoo of Lisa Simpson
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Dragon With a Girl Tattoo and it’s a tough yakuza guy with a full back tattoo of Lisa Simpson
Inshallah nice day out of nowhere on Eid
March 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Inshallah nice day out of nowhere on Eid
Your Outie is the CEO of Tubi. He tried to green lit a TV show about Dr. Conrad Murray, but the shareholders stopped him
March 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Your Outie is the CEO of Tubi. He tried to green lit a TV show about Dr. Conrad Murray, but the shareholders stopped him
A day that’s mostly about the city of Boston being psyched? Eh, call me back if we ever change this to like “Fuck Margret Thatcher Day”
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A day that’s mostly about the city of Boston being psyched? Eh, call me back if we ever change this to like “Fuck Margret Thatcher Day”
A day that’s mostly about the city of Boston being psyched? Eh, call me back if we ever change this to like “Fuck Margret Thatcher Day”
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A day that’s mostly about the city of Boston being psyched? Eh, call me back if we ever change this to like “Fuck Margret Thatcher Day”
I think the best thing that’s happened in the last few years is when Lisa Gilroy, playing Elvis, said “Dr. Skeleton’s Celebrity Toilet” on Comedy Bang Bang
March 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I think the best thing that’s happened in the last few years is when Lisa Gilroy, playing Elvis, said “Dr. Skeleton’s Celebrity Toilet” on Comedy Bang Bang
Feeling this knife in my brain emotion characterized by “well we’ve tried nothing and we’re out of options”
March 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Feeling this knife in my brain emotion characterized by “well we’ve tried nothing and we’re out of options”
What’s great about the movies is that it’s the only place a psycho-sexual thrill ride can happen to anyone not dumb. Cause in real life you meet a freak trying to lick your eyeball and you kind of just figure out the politest way to ignore them
March 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What’s great about the movies is that it’s the only place a psycho-sexual thrill ride can happen to anyone not dumb. Cause in real life you meet a freak trying to lick your eyeball and you kind of just figure out the politest way to ignore them
Looking to feel an emotion I’ve never felt before
March 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Looking to feel an emotion I’ve never felt before
The Immortal in Invincible
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Immortal in Invincible
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The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer.
February 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer.
A handy man who loves cunnilingus, call that an oral fixation
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A handy man who loves cunnilingus, call that an oral fixation