Looks more sourdough finished to me

It’s the perfect absurd observatiob. I would never doubt that it’s true, but I don’t know why capital I would know it’s true

Also the character you’re playing in this scene, his story is that his first at bat being called to the pros he hit a walk off home run and was immediately banned from baseball for match fixing. Ten years later he’s a broke nightlife magazine writer hired to investigate truth of his ban

Just wanna let you know I was just playing a video game (Yakuza 5) that had a side story where you showed a fictional Lady Gaga named Daddy Papa around Japan

Some people think it’s a secret punishment for gambling without being connected to his dad being killed. If you’re thinking about the NBA commissioner David Stern’s history it feels possible. But I think Jordan kinda loved narratives and if he was legit at baseball it’d be super cool

I stopped being able to do math when it required some level of thinking other than memorizing.

Like if Patti Harrison said this it’d be great

*insecurely looking around* you know it’s a pretty normal size for a desk, it’s actually bigger than most men’s desks, you know like on average

Gen-Z Jack Donahue “a series where Melissa Rauch and Zosia Mamet are spicy Hawaiian lovers”

“Jack just say gay this is taking forever”

I really like Dispatch and also went to summer camp in New England, that is the Dispatch sweet spot

They almost doubled the score and he was still the reddest man in NYC

Really takes you out of the immersion

Walter White: “I am the pope who goons”