ConmanTheUber
@conmantheuber.net
I watch hockey and sometimes play the games. Also yay science
Counter-point.
I give you permission to eat shit.
I give you permission to eat shit.
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Counter-point.
I give you permission to eat shit.
I give you permission to eat shit.
Ah, yes. It's that time again
This isn't coming from the dèpressiôn region of France so I guess I just have sparking sadness
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ah, yes. It's that time again
Finished up. Dispatch, was in fact pretty fucking fantastic
I just finished the second episode of Dispatch and I have to say that it's pretty fuckin fantastic
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Finished up. Dispatch, was in fact pretty fucking fantastic
I just finished the second episode of Dispatch and I have to say that it's pretty fuckin fantastic
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I just finished the second episode of Dispatch and I have to say that it's pretty fuckin fantastic
i need someone to explain to me why the fuck the Windows xbox app needs an update every 5 minutes
"there's an update"
ok fine. *updates*
"Xbox app has an update"
"there's an update"
ok fine. *updates*
"Xbox app has an update"
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i need someone to explain to me why the fuck the Windows xbox app needs an update every 5 minutes
"there's an update"
ok fine. *updates*
"Xbox app has an update"
"there's an update"
ok fine. *updates*
"Xbox app has an update"
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
I feel as though deliberate choices were made here
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel as though deliberate choices were made here
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As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
You have to admit that out of all the things; this was probably the most Toronto Sports thing that could have possibly happened
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You have to admit that out of all the things; this was probably the most Toronto Sports thing that could have possibly happened
I sure do hate both of these teams
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I sure do hate both of these teams
going to gloss over the fact that I thought I blocked the times account.
But I assume these two just congeal into some kind of mutual black hole of suck like some sort of cursed Pokémon evolution.
But I assume these two just congeal into some kind of mutual black hole of suck like some sort of cursed Pokémon evolution.
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
going to gloss over the fact that I thought I blocked the times account.
But I assume these two just congeal into some kind of mutual black hole of suck like some sort of cursed Pokémon evolution.
But I assume these two just congeal into some kind of mutual black hole of suck like some sort of cursed Pokémon evolution.
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Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
I have already played the shit out of this, and fully intend to play a hell of a lot more
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have already played the shit out of this, and fully intend to play a hell of a lot more
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Gabe Kidd looks like the default model they give you when you open your game and need to create your character
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Gabe Kidd looks like the default model they give you when you open your game and need to create your character
Just pure game of the year stuff right here.
August 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just pure game of the year stuff right here.
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HHH canceling the pressers to avoid questions about Brock is absolute coward shit. Soft as fucking Charmin.
August 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
HHH canceling the pressers to avoid questions about Brock is absolute coward shit. Soft as fucking Charmin.
LOL at breakerrrrrr putting straps back up on his singlet so he could pull them down again
August 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
LOL at breakerrrrrr putting straps back up on his singlet so he could pull them down again
puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
i dont understand how the points work because this was one of my worst games ever but my highest score
i dont understand how the points work because this was one of my worst games ever but my highest score
@conmantheuber's finished Cross|word
Extra Toppings
puzzmo.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
i dont understand how the points work because this was one of my worst games ever but my highest score
i dont understand how the points work because this was one of my worst games ever but my highest score
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PUP (Finally) Rip NPR's Tiny Desk
PUP (Finally) Rip NPR's Tiny Desk
The milestones keep on coming for PUP. Not only does Olive Garden not-so-coincidentally have plans to "significantly expand" its presence in
dlvr.it
July 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
PUP (Finally) Rip NPR's Tiny Desk
I'm not even kidding. I'm in episode 6? or so? and rather than progress the main story I just spent 2.5 hours ferrying materials back and forth to rebuild a bunch of roads and monorails.. just so i can more easily ferry materials back and forth
Also monorail maintenance manager
July 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm not even kidding. I'm in episode 6? or so? and rather than progress the main story I just spent 2.5 hours ferrying materials back and forth to rebuild a bunch of roads and monorails.. just so i can more easily ferry materials back and forth
Death Stranding 2, or Road Reconstruction Simulator?
July 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Death Stranding 2, or Road Reconstruction Simulator?
You had such a good week NYI.. Why would you go and fuck it up like that?
Sources say Tony DeAngelo is closing in on a deal to stay on Long Island. #isles
Cross another name off the list - a thin right-shot defense market gets thinner.
Cross another name off the list - a thin right-shot defense market gets thinner.
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You had such a good week NYI.. Why would you go and fuck it up like that?
Hey kid, your mom died last year. You wanna talk about it on live TV?
Jfc nhl
Jfc nhl
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey kid, your mom died last year. You wanna talk about it on live TV?
Jfc nhl
Jfc nhl