Togna Bologna
@congressman.bsky.social
Albrecht Dürer’s got nothin’ on me (this statement is based on my misunderstanding that Dürer’s a hard-hitting cop who plays by his own rules)
/mid-level Treadstone flunky voice “Jesus Christ that’s Zane Gonzalez of the Atlanta Falcons!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
/mid-level Treadstone flunky voice “Jesus Christ that’s Zane Gonzalez of the Atlanta Falcons!”
"Howdy Folks, don't mean to interrupt y'all's Sunday, but this is Wayton Pace from Wayton Pace Mazerati over to State Road 7, YOUR hometown high-volume Mazerati shop, and I just gotta address these _claims_."
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Howdy Folks, don't mean to interrupt y'all's Sunday, but this is Wayton Pace from Wayton Pace Mazerati over to State Road 7, YOUR hometown high-volume Mazerati shop, and I just gotta address these _claims_."
“I don’t know nothin about pleasin a lady and I don’t wanna know nothin about pleasin a lady.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“I don’t know nothin about pleasin a lady and I don’t wanna know nothin about pleasin a lady.”
The Hallmark Universe, like the best women’s wear, has pockets.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Hallmark Universe, like the best women’s wear, has pockets.
If you’re referring to the CPD cruiser, probably someone saw a fentanyl and flipped out
September 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you’re referring to the CPD cruiser, probably someone saw a fentanyl and flipped out
Too bad the porn star took it first!
September 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Too bad the porn star took it first!