Togna Bologna
@congressman.bsky.social
Albrecht Dürer’s got nothin’ on me (this statement is based on my misunderstanding that Dürer’s a hard-hitting cop who plays by his own rules)
Is Namor the most Musk-coded or is Musk the most Namor-coded?
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is Namor the most Musk-coded or is Musk the most Namor-coded?
Going to tell my kids this was Daft Punk (they can’t read cursive)
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Going to tell my kids this was Daft Punk (they can’t read cursive)
But, oh, how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly
July 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
But, oh, how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly
Telling my kids that this was Holmes & Yoyo
July 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Telling my kids that this was Holmes & Yoyo
I will never forget being alive at this time.
June 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I will never forget being alive at this time.
We have chick lit at home
June 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We have chick lit at home
NEVER stop innovating Chicago
June 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
NEVER stop innovating Chicago
For years people have been trying to tell me that Dr. Victor von Doom Absolute Monarch of Latveria is problematic and OK yeah, I get it now.
June 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
For years people have been trying to tell me that Dr. Victor von Doom Absolute Monarch of Latveria is problematic and OK yeah, I get it now.
You, a filthy casual:
May 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You, a filthy casual:
AI will never replace true aesthetic sensibility because it cannot qualitatively adjudge contrapositive works of art
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
AI will never replace true aesthetic sensibility because it cannot qualitatively adjudge contrapositive works of art
Walk up to the club like what up
March 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Walk up to the club like what up
Thinkin about that Homer St ASSquatch
February 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thinkin about that Homer St ASSquatch
They did it. They finally, really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Oh, goddamn you all to hell!
February 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
They did it. They finally, really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Oh, goddamn you all to hell!
We didn’t land on What? You Care About This Rock?; What? You Care About This Rock? landed on us
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We didn’t land on What? You Care About This Rock?; What? You Care About This Rock? landed on us
While y'all were sleeping
January 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
While y'all were sleeping
Real Stalin v Nikolai Yezhov energy
January 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Real Stalin v Nikolai Yezhov energy