Togna Bologna
@congressman.bsky.social
Albrecht Dürer’s got nothin’ on me (this statement is based on my misunderstanding that Dürer’s a hard-hitting cop who plays by his own rules)
Imagine Grandfather Raven planting his ancient cosmic wisdom deep in the Earth as mushrooms just so that you could giggle at autocorrect
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Imagine Grandfather Raven planting his ancient cosmic wisdom deep in the Earth as mushrooms just so that you could giggle at autocorrect
No law only cops
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No law only cops
It’s ya denouement bro! Ya been denoued!
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s ya denouement bro! Ya been denoued!
Is Namor the most Musk-coded or is Musk the most Namor-coded?
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is Namor the most Musk-coded or is Musk the most Namor-coded?
Charlamagne tha God the Bounty Hunter
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Charlamagne tha God the Bounty Hunter
"Folks, Dan Scrapes for Dan Scrapes Maserati up to Fort Waters here, reminding you that nobody and now I mean nobody, sells more brand new fully-loaded 2025 Mazeratis by volume, by volume now, in Fareaux Parish."
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Folks, Dan Scrapes for Dan Scrapes Maserati up to Fort Waters here, reminding you that nobody and now I mean nobody, sells more brand new fully-loaded 2025 Mazeratis by volume, by volume now, in Fareaux Parish."
Baby please don’t ready baby please don’t set baby please don’t go
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Baby please don’t ready baby please don’t set baby please don’t go
It took her years to realize that her waves of love only reinforced his love of waves.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It took her years to realize that her waves of love only reinforced his love of waves.
Everyone must decide for their self; have we moved from Paleolithic poverty to 21st century universal abundance or from Paleolithic abundance to 21st century universal poverty?
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Everyone must decide for their self; have we moved from Paleolithic poverty to 21st century universal abundance or from Paleolithic abundance to 21st century universal poverty?
“Tomcat, the lesbian lifestyle website. Putting the bitch back into ambition”
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Tomcat, the lesbian lifestyle website. Putting the bitch back into ambition”
She was a 10, but always slurred my words.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
She was a 10, but always slurred my words.
SFSCH000 Sigmund Freud signature cigar humidor in brown
SFSCH001 Sigmund Freud signature cigar humidor in pink
SFSCH001 Sigmund Freud signature cigar humidor in pink
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
SFSCH000 Sigmund Freud signature cigar humidor in brown
SFSCH001 Sigmund Freud signature cigar humidor in pink
SFSCH001 Sigmund Freud signature cigar humidor in pink
Going to tell my kids this was Daft Punk (they can’t read cursive)
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Going to tell my kids this was Daft Punk (they can’t read cursive)
I find less and less that it’s the unresolved trauma and more and more that it’s the unresolved joy
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I find less and less that it’s the unresolved trauma and more and more that it’s the unresolved joy
So, is there a Mr Aunt Jemima waiting for you at home?
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So, is there a Mr Aunt Jemima waiting for you at home?
Wait you’re saying the guy who stayed up late smoking cigarettes got up early the next day to cough?
August 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wait you’re saying the guy who stayed up late smoking cigarettes got up early the next day to cough?
He thought deeply but not well; she thought well but not often.
August 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He thought deeply but not well; she thought well but not often.
Jason Bourne: Who's that little guy up on the cross there?
Me: Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ.
Me: Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ.
August 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jason Bourne: Who's that little guy up on the cross there?
Me: Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ.
Me: Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ.
The HEATED argument at Panera about shoes on/shoes off when pooping at home
August 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The HEATED argument at Panera about shoes on/shoes off when pooping at home
Their relationship was the thorn in her paw. She fell in love with him the moment he removed it.
August 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Their relationship was the thorn in her paw. She fell in love with him the moment he removed it.
The Age of Asparagus
July 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The Age of Asparagus
And she looked at me with eyes too big to trust
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
And she looked at me with eyes too big to trust