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here's an idea, america. how about the department of POLITENESS!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Important message for Rob schneider Actor
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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God just told me my next 6 reincarnations are all fire ant 😭
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Wikipedia... IS THE SUMMARY. THAT'S WHAT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE IS. A SUMMARY.
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I am not exaggerating when I say the new episode of The Rehearsal is genuinely more nerve-wracking and impressive than anything that happened in the new Mission Impossible
May 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Haven’t seen the new season of rehearsal yet, but for the record, I think Nathan Fielder should be allowed to do immoral things
May 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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microsoft is about to release a new software called windows friend and you activate it by giving your screen a big wet kiss
April 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Imagine how powerful I would be if I was properly medicated
April 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Sex and video games are sin. Dont fall for the advertising agencies selling you pleasure. We were once able to procreate without sex, and now we have sex every day for pleasure. Its a sin. Just like playing video games every day for a sense of achievement & accomplishment. We are better than that 💖
February 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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when you see my name at the top of the leaderboard know this is what im using to get there
February 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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You guessed it. He’s in the dark again
January 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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i want something to happen that changes existence fundamentally like i want someone's dream to fall out of their head and it changes everything. Now we have to deal with that
January 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I've been friends with wayne for a very long time but recently its been hard to get ahold of him. I can't account for what he posts anymore & quite frankly it sickens me and there's nothing I can do. I can't reach him
Before and After i feed him yellow poisonous stinkfish
January 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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at long last. it is finally here.

the entirety of Breaking Bad, retold as a VR game.

aka

BREAKING BAD VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FvB...
December 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM