Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

An orphaned wolf pup named Amora has been paired with a rescue puppy named Slinky. Amora needs socialization to develop properly and Slinky is happy to provide it. Sedgwick County Zoo shared that "Slinky’s playful nature is helping her grow into the wolf she is meant to be." 13/10 for both

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point.

Feed a duck some bread & he eats for a day. Teach a duck to speak, get a little suit & a job interview and I've lost my train of thought now.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

There should a film scene where someone dials a wrong number and ends up talking to someone in a different film.

A remake of In Bruges where everyone is a Muppet except Ralph Fiennes

#SuperSeabirdSunday Puffin pix, from Eliiston, Newfoundland. I don't have a million of them but it's close. I also have some from Machias Seal Island in New Brunswick, Canada and Eastern Egg Rock in Maine. Hoping to get to Iceland and Scotland before I die. Hoping not to die soon.

This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10