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Conan Farrell
@conan-f.bsky.social
Messing with databases in the west of Ireland

#gnuTerrryPratchett

#SQLBits helper

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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Nadine and the Rangy Robot Ridealong
October 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You've probably already seen this, but if not, watch until the end.
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"I never speak behind people's backs. If I've anything nasty to say, I pop it on a postcard"

RIP to the greatest to ever do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisQ...
Kitty 2 - With Patricia Routledge - BBC
YouTube video by maxinebendix
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
One for you I think, @barristersecret.bsky.social .
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

“'... well, you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, don't you?'

'Yes, miss.'

'You do?'

'Yes, miss. Lawyers, miss.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum

“She’d never, ever asked for anything in return. And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that sometimes you didn’t get it.”
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-

"I wouldn't if i were you"

The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.

He raised the sword again.

"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Status Quo Vadis
Radiohead Of The Class
The Police Academy
September 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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In the depths of the Mariana Trench there live creatures born to darkness so total they have never evolved eyes.

Even they saw this coming.
Russia rejected today the idea of European peacekeeping troops serving in Ukraine, contradicting claims earlier this year by U.S. President Donald Trump that Vladimir Putin would accept such a force as part of a peace deal.
Putin rejects European peacekeepers in Ukraine, contradicting Trump
A Kremlin spokesperson said NATO’s expansion into Eastern Europe was a “root cause” of Moscow’s 2022 invasion of its neighbor.
www.politico.eu
August 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Argentina deserved that.

#ARGvNZL
August 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
August 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Congratulations #Australia, you've simply been better than the #Lions today.
August 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The #Lions just don't seem to be on it today.
August 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If Ringrose is out, I think he'll have the go with the Scottish centre pairing for the first test.

#Lions #Lions25
July 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Penalty count starting to creep up for the #lions.
July 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The groks from Brazil.
STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR GROK
GROKTOPUSSY (Glen, 1983)
July 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Hey. You. The world is a better place with you in it.
July 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#WARvBIL restarts, restarts, restarts
July 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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What if Matt Berry played Doctor who ?
February 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
June 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So today is the first day of #SQLBits, unfortunately I can't make it this year.

Next year hopefully 🤞

Anyway, to all attendees have a great time, learn and share.

To the helpers, you're amazing ✊
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
June 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I just want a global 'turn all 'ai' off everywhere, categorically, no exceptions unless I individually approve them in triplicate' setting for all my devices
June 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM